He never takes roles if it means leaving your family for too long a period of time.
“Rami we can relocate if-“ “Absolutely not. I’m not uprooting their lives for some role.”
He spoils them rotten, but never lets them forget his humble beginnings and the importance of gratitude and appreciation.
He tries to keep them out of the spotlight, but feels tremendous pride when the paparazzi snap pictures of him doing everyday things with your kids.
He also finds said pictures online and saves them because he loves them so much.
He’s very conscious of online safety, much to the irritation of your kids. “You should change your password every two weeks, there are so many dangers-“ “Dad, it’s just a club penguin account.”
Your kids love to tease him about his past roles.
“Be sensible at the party tonight, don’t drink too much and don’t do drugs, please.”
“What, not even morphine? Or a little J? C’mon dad what would Elliot think?”
“Dad I can’t believe you were in a Twilight movie.”
“God, you’ve done some digging…”
He loves when your kids make up little productions together and perform them in the living room for the two of you. Even if the plot isn’t particularly good, his face glows with pride as he watches his children perfect his craft.
He may or may not have had a large platform built in the yard so that in the summer the kids can put on performances while the two of you sit on the lawn chairs enjoying the sun.
Josh is the ‘cool’ dad. Or at least he thinks he is.
He picks your kids up from school in his flashy car with his sunglasses on. “Hey pornstars! Hop in!” “Dad that’s super weird please stop.”
He loves to organize unusual holidays and expand your kids’ horizons, but he sometimes goes a little overboard. “Safari vacation this summer? We can ditch the car and run with the lions!” “Josh, I’d like to return with all our limbs.” “Ok well what about storm chasing-“ “No.” “White water raft-“ “No.” “Cherno-“ “Josh, I love you, but shut the fuck up.”
Josh encourages your children to follow their dreams and pursue their ideas, whether it’s as small as your five-year-old son’s lemonade stand or as big as your daughter’s fundraiser for mental health centre for young people.
When Josh’s depression creeps out from the shadows he fears that he’s not a good enough father, but your children always seem to sense his insecurity and reassure him with hugs and movie nights.
Your children are what gave Josh the confidence to visit his sister’s graves. With them by his side, he feels unstoppable.
Snafu is the king of pretend games. He’ll use whatever he can find around the house to set the scene for the game.
In fact its a struggle to get him to stop playing.
“Wench, fetch me my dinner!” Snafu orders you while wearing a crudely fashioned cardboard crown. You roll your eyes but comply, placing his plate in front of him. Your son watches the interaction with a sparkle in his eye.
“Don’t even try it kid.”
Your kids never get tired of sitting by the fire with their father and listening to his stories about the war. He tells them of his comrades, his injuries, his brushes with death, but his favourite memories to recount are those of your reunions with him when he came home from battle.
Snafu is careful to remind his kids to always treat their love interests with respect, especially your sons. He tells them how you taught him the hard way about how to treat a lady, and that a respectful compliment or simply holding the door will go further than any cat call or crude pet name.
He misses the thrill of going off to war and the adrenaline rush fighting gave him, but Snafu would never again risk his life, for his responsibility as a father was far more important to him than his responsibility for his country.
In lieu of returning to the battlefields, Snafu teaches your children all he knows about hand to hand combat and survival in some of the toughest terrains. He never lets them forget that behind the sensational stories of heroism and bravado, was a terrifying reality that few survived.
Ahkmenrah is a big softie around his kids. He lets them try on his crown and heavy jewellery, he lets them sit on the throne and he lets them play wherever they want in the palace, but screw with his family, and you will know the meaning of the word fear.
He can be strict, since he is the king and his heirs have a reputation to uphold, but away from the public eye he is just like any other father. He enjoys playing games and sometimes is just as childish as the kids.
Ahk is a man of the people, and although your children often see his parents and his brother’s side of the family treating their servants and subordinates in a lowly manner, he will not accept such behaviour from his own kids. He is careful to teach them that although they are royalty, all lives are equal and one should treat others how they wish to be treated.
Your children are brought up unrestricted in who they are allowed to be friends with. You and Ahk are firm believers that class does not matter where friendship is involved. This means that your kids are far more worldly than their higher class peers.
As your children grow older, Ahkmenrah is enthusiastic to involve them in royal affairs. He explains the art of negotiation and that peace is far more favourable than war. He makes certain they know that other nations have many things to offer and it is in their best interests as potential future rulers to stay on good terms with them.
But Ahk will never let his children become naive, they know exactly how to wage a war that they will undoubtedly win. Because they know that one day they may have to teach someone the meaning of the word fear.
lmfao l*caya fans still talking about maya hiding her feelings for lucas, my pal she literally said “i don’t like lucas, i like you.” like what else does a girl have to do she picked josh… what planet do you live on? she’s not stepping aside, she’s not picking between her best friend and a boy or being selfless.
Josh needs someone with imagination, someone to take care of him, someone to laugh at his jokes in case he ever makes any…then suddenly…. Oh my god! I love Josh! I’m majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh!