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The Signs as Things I Heard People Shout in School

Aries: I like trains. What is that? Apples

Taurus: JOSHIEWA, LOGAN WON’T GIVE ME THE D

Gemini: I ordered a Bugatti but I got a can of worms. Please send a Bugatti

Cancer: WHAT’S IN HERE? GOOD OL’ TRONALD DUMP. WHAT’S IN HERE? GOOD OL’ TRONALD DUMP. SALT AND PEPPER

Leo: You can’t put pizza in your trumpet you’ll get in trouble

Virgo: I AM MAKING A PIZZA POCKET FUCK OFF

Libra: If I draw a picture of a boy for art class does that make me gay

Sagittarius: Teacher: Alright, you only have 21 questions to guess what this item is. Yes Sagittarius?

“Est-ce que c’est jOHN CENA????”

Capricorn: THE TUBA SPIT ON ME *Switches to Saxophone*

Aquarius: *Two music classes later, is trying to get the Saxophone off and screams as the Saxophone releases a small wave of saliva*

Pisces: NOBODY LIKES MARK. NOT EVEN MARK LIKES MARK