Twenty One Pilots (Orig. by My Chemical Romance)

Twenty One Pilots | Cancer

The hardest part of this is leaving you.

Things My Mom Does:

My favorite thing is when my mom talks about bands and youtubers I like.

My mom: You really like Panic! At The Rodeo. Maybe you should get tickets.

My mom: Why are you so obsessed with those one dudes? Sam and Phil?

My mom: Hey this is a catchy tune who’s this by Twenty One Pirates?

My mom: That YouTube guy is really funny what’s his name? Markus Plyer? Or is that JackPesticide?

My mom: What’s that one show you like? That British one? Surgeon What? Or is it Doctor?

And honestly I love my mom so much because she never really listens when I say the titles so she makes up her own titles based off the half she does know.

the signs as bands

aries: twenty one pilots
taurus: pierce the veil
gemini: panic! at the disco
cancer: 5 seconds of summer
leo: all time low
virgo: tonight alive
libra: black veil brides
scorpio: fall out boy
sagittarius: my chemical romace
capricorn: the 1975
green day
sleeping with sirens

In a world full of lies you’re my only truth
—  Headcase, One Year Stand (Me cause I love my fkin lyrics at times haha)
twenty one pilots memes gothic
  • tyler has kicked josh out of the band. josh has kicked tyler out of the band. the only one left is jenna. this was her plan all along
  • tyler has never been seen with the same instrument. he can play every instrument in the world. he is running out of new instruments, so he invents a new one. he can play it perfectly. he has already covered all of his songs with it.
  • josh won’t stop backflipping. he’s been backflipping for days now, his family and friends plead with him to stop. debby is crying. tyler is crying. how long can he survive? he is somehow susatining himself on ragged gulps of water offered up by a distraught group of the clique, how has he not choked on it yet?
  • josh has dyed his hair every colour. he has never been seen with hair the same shade two days in a row. he is currently trying to create new shades of dye, debby is becoming restless; all she has done, since she started dating josh, is dye his hair.
  • tyler won’t stop climing. he has scaled the stage already, and is working his way steadily upwards. the air is slowly thinning but he is relentless. he will soon run out of buildings to scale, maybe he will continue to climb out of the earth’s atmosphere, onwards to discover unknown lands. nothing will stop him
  • everyone is twenty one pilots. the band has beome so big it cant fit on the stage. 
  • the lines of the logo get thinner very time a new album is released. by the 7th album the lines are less than a milimeter thick.
  • my name’s blurryface. your name’s blurryface. who is blurryface? everyone is blurryface. nobody is blurryface. a teacher calls on blurryface. 30 faces look up to her, their mouths open, replies forming, and dying in hesitation, and confusion on their lips.
  • you try to pronounce a normal ‘o’. you can’t. you can only pronounce it with the accent, only as ‘ø‘. you have changed your name so it includes an ‘o’, so you can show everyone on your twitter, through your bio, that you are part of the clique, with the line through it. what language is this from? you don’t know. you don’t care.
  • tyler has left the band to travel the world, filling all the potholes everywhere with more cement. he has started a government pressure group, demonstrating to gain attention for his cause. he hasn’t slept for days
  • twenty one pilots have invented their own genre. other bands try to follow in their footsteps, try to re-create sounds of this genre, but every time they try, they can’t.