Airplane Food (Joshifer oneshot)
So this has been sitting in my Google Docs forever and I figured what better way to fuel my depression over rubyfalls leaving than into writing. And there’s no better time to post it than on Joshifer appreciation day. So here you go! Everyone remembers this quote from Jen?
“We were just on the plane, and Josh [Hutcherson] was eating something that I don’t like—salmon or something. I was eating my own snack and he kept eating my snack. I was going to share with him because I’m not an asshole, but then finally I was like, ‘I can’t eat your snack. So it’s not fair that you’re eating my snack!’ Our security guard just started laughing at us. And we were like, ‘It’s been a lot of years!’”
My brain took this quote and ran with it. And this was born.
“No,” he begins, “I like fish. You,” he says, emphasizing his point by jabbing a finger into my side, “are the one that doesn’t like fish.”
I scoff, shaking my head and picking my discarded menu card back up off my lap, turning my attention back to it, “frozen fish sticks and California rolls don’t count, asshole.”