I guess every superhero needs his theme music
Imagine: Matt Miller finding a Hidden Trove of Josh Birk movies that were never in theater and somehow went unlauded. He throws a party aboard the ship and asks everyone to join him in watching. There he is sitting cross-legged on his couch, massive bowl of popcorn in his lap, surrounded by all his new friends. He fires up the first movie, only for it to turn into hardcore porn.