josh birke

Dating Joshua Birk Would Include...
  • lots of super dramatic, romantic gestures
  • like josh has no idea what subtlety is so he is super showy about pretty much everything
  • and he especially loves to show you off
  • like look at how great my s/o is!
  • but he also really likes to show off to you
  • he’s a total mess but he always tries to act like he’s super cool when he’s around you but that might just because he thinks he’s cool
  • he totally flirts with you a lot because he has no control
  • he proposed to you after dating for like a week because he has no patience at all
  • it’ll probably take a bit of time to explain to him why it’s a bad idea to just ask someone to get married so quickly
  • josh sends you tons of huge gifts that are just super expensive and it’s pretty ridiculous tbh
  • he’s super over dramatic about everything
  • and he’s totally the type to ask you to kiss any injury better
  • when that injury does get better he’ll claim it’s because of you
  • he likes to have you on set for nyte blayde
  • but he is sure to let you know that you’re a better s/o than any of nyte blayde’s loves

anonymous asked:

Imagine: Matt Miller finding a Hidden Trove of Josh Birk movies that were never in theater and somehow went unlauded. He throws a party aboard the ship and asks everyone to join him in watching. There he is sitting cross-legged on his couch, massive bowl of popcorn in his lap, surrounded by all his new friends. He fires up the first movie, only for it to turn into hardcore porn.

This is assuming Matt doesn’t already have a scientific knowledge of Josh’s filmography. :D 

What if instead he finds them, labeled as ‘Josh Birk - audition’ or something and thinks they might be his long-lost Nyte Blayde audition tapes, until he starts watching and they turn out to be for a much different sort of audition…

anonymous asked:

Imagine your Boss blindfolding Matt Miller and taking him one of their cribs. For most of the drive, Matt thinks the Boss is going to kill him, no matter how much the Boss says they aren't. Imagine that when they get there, Boss takes the blindfold off of him but tells him to keep his eyes closed. Imagine your Boss covering their ears when they tell him to open his eyes and he shreaks when he sees Josh Birk standing there. Imagine your Boss scrambling to catch a Matt when he faints.


Saints Row: Development Questions by Character
  • Johnny Gat - Who/What does your muse have a soft spot for?
  • The Boss - How has your muse changed since their start?
  • Shaundi - If your muse could avenge a loss, how would they do it?
  • Pierce Washington - If your muse was the wealthiest person in the world, what would they do with all the money?
  • Carlos Mendoza - Who/What would your muse die for?
  • Dane Vogel - To what lengths would your muse go to to reach the top?
  • Oleg Kirrlov - What does your muse value more, brains or brawn?
  • Kinzie Kensington - What secrets does your muse guard most carefully from the rest of the world?
  • Matt Miller - If your muse was a supernatural creature, what would they be?
  • Killbane - Who/What gets your muse irrationally angry?
  • Phillipe Loren - What does your muse feel is the most superior quality about them and has it gotten them into trouble?/What is your muse's nationality?
  • Kiki DeWynter - What is your muse's relationship with their family like?
  • Viola DeWynter - How well does your muse deal with death?
  • Lin - How well does your muse get along with others?
  • Angel de Lamuerte - If your muse could change their past and start again, what would they do differently?
  • Aisha - What would the perfect match for your muse look/act/sound like?
  • Troy Bradshaw - How often does your muse tell the truth?
  • Jezebel - Who is your muse's favorite Disney princess?
  • Zinyak - Would your muse rather be a master manipulator or do they prefer to follow someone else's lead?
  • Dex Jackson - If your muse wasn't doing what they're doing, what would they be doing?
  • Asha Odekar - Is your muse a good leader?
  • Josh Birk - What celebrities does your muse look up to?