Fallout 4 companions as dril tweets
Codsworth: i just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive screamed in.
Hancock: I GOT -SUCKED OFF- AT HISTORIC COLONIAL WILLIAMSBURG.
Nick valentine: i am notr, nor ever have been, a nerd, and i have used some very powerful swear words on this website that would blow most nerds socks off.
Deacon: every now and then i like to treat myself to a bit of “Lying under oath”
Cait: what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger (( gains infinite strength from being not killed by infinite things ))
Danse: yes trolls. Unlike you, i have a brain. It’s called a “JOB”.
X6-88: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flashes before my eyes* whoa! This is awkward. *the cries of millions suffering echo* damn that’s weird.
Preston: “ah boo hoo hoo i want to post foul comments to content leaders” fat chance, dimwit. I will annihilate you under Bulwork of the law and god.
Maccready: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill I found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah….that’s greenbacks baby.
Strong: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you “blocked”
Curie: it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win the lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud.
Piper: and the final word i leave all you pitiful cowards upon this sinful night is “truth”…hold it clos.e…use it…thank you