You know who I think is the ugliest guy in the company? That David Webster! You know what I would give him on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 would be the ugliest and 10, pretty…I would give him an, an 8…8.5…or a 9. NOT over a 9.8, because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect like me. That’s why I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it!
— Joseph Liebgott