joseph mulligan

"hamilton" summarised

act 1

alexander hamilton: HELLO YES HI THIS MUSICAL IS ALL ABOUT ME I AM THE STAR I AM WONDERFUL LOOK AT ALL THE COOL STUFF I DID WOW GO ME

aaron burr, sir: you’re an orphan? nice lets go mURDER THE GOVERNMENT (ft. drunk squad™)

my shot: im PAst patiently waitin im PASSionately SMAshin every expecTATion every ACTion’s an ACT of crEATion

the story of tonight: more drunk cuties

the schuyler sisters: FEMINISM GIRL POWER F U C K THE PATRIARCHY (ft. peggy bein a lil bitch)

farmer refuted: Sassy Ham™ (ft. dONT MODULATE THE KEY THEN NOT DEBATE WITH M E)

you’ll be back: king george iii is a psycho

right hand man: I HAVE THREE FRIENDS PICK ME

a winter’s ball: salty + creepy burr (ft. LAAAAaaaAaAaaaADIES)

helpless: ELIZA IS A PRECIOUS PURE CINNAMON ROLL D O N ’ T T O U C H H E R

satisfied: did somebody say bitter (ft. goosebumps)

the story of tonight (reprise): drunk and gay (reprise)

wait for it: burr has secrets™

stay alive: FUCK OFF CHARLES LEE

ten duel commandments: oKAY so we’re doing this

meet me inside: ham fucks up™

that would be enough: THE CINNAMON ROLL IS BACK AND SHE’S PREGNANT HAM COULD U N O T

guns and ships: lAFAYETTE

history has its eyes on you: gwash has Feelings™

yorktown (the world turned upside down): that one line @ trump tbh, HERCULES MULLIGAN

what comes next: oh no king george is just hella salty

dear theodosia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

non-stop: HISTORY HAS ITSwhy do you assume you’re the smartest in the room why do you assume you’re the smartest in theNON-STOPhe will never be satisfiedISN’T THIS ENOUGHsatisfiedWHAT WOULD BE ENOUGH

act 2

what’d i miss: tjeffs is back from being a hoe in paris and he’s getting down to Business™ 😎

cabinet battle #1: FUCKN FIGHT ME ILL TAKE ANYONE — alexander hamilton, probably

take a break: spoiler! he doesn’t take a break (ft. UN DEUX TROIS QUATRE CINQQQQQQQQ)

say no to this: oh jesus what is that two letter word starting with n, ending with o, it has escaped my vocabulary completely

the room where it happens: so apparently aaron burr is Salt Personified™

schuyler defeated: bros don’t take other bros’ father in law’s senate seat wtf

cabinet battle #2: if u tie ur hair into a ponytail, u are a completely different person: confirmed

washington on your side: salty burr, jeffersalt, madisalt: the salthern motherfucking democratic republicans™

one last time: washington’s gone, thanks a lot jefferson

i know him: no it turns out that king george iii is actually a fCKN PSYCHOPATH

the adams admininistration: Great Googly Moogly, It’s All Gone To Shit™ (ft. sIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER)

we know: so burr’s shady as fuck

hurricane: hoe don’t do it (spoiler! he does it)

the reynolds pamphlet: how to fuck up your own life for no good reason — by alexander hamilton

burn: CINNAMON ROLL IS UPSET AND IT BREA K S Y O U

blow us all away: HE DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY ??¿ (ft. philip organising a threesome)

stay alive (reprise): count to ten in french after this without crying, i dare you

it’s quiet uptown: YOU KILLED YOUR S O N WHAT THE FUCK ALEXANDER CHILL

the election of 1800: alex likes causing drama. what a surprise(!)

your obedient servant: i have never talked shit about you. BUT IF I EVER DID here is a list of everything i said about you and when, it’s 30 years long, take your pick (ft. S A L T )

best of wives and best of women: he doesn’t go back to sleep

the world was wide enough: you done fucked up a-a-ron

who lives, who dies, who tells your story: eliza schuyler hamilton is an angelic cinnamon roll and the world does not deserve her, she singlehandedly made sure her idiot husband made history and she deserves more credit than she is given honestly (ft. your ugly crying)

Dear Hamilton fanfiction writers,
I love all of you. You’re doing a great job and I can’t write fanfiction for shit but I just wanted to say something.
MARQUIS IS NOT HIS NAME. HE WAS A MARQUIS, ITS A NOBLEMAN TITLE, NOT A FIRST NAME. JESUM PETE.
Okay that’s all I love you.

modern au revolutionary set headcanons

Alexander Hamilton
• puts his hair up in a messy bun while working and forgets that he stuck his pen in there
• really loves star wars and had a crush on both luke&leia
• once wrote a trashy novel which he doesn’t talk about. EVER.
• is actually very good at cooking but can only rarely be persuaded to do it
• cut his hair bc he knew everyone was going to lose their shit
• really needs glasses but never wears them
• constantly walks into stuff bc of that

Lafayette
• sometimes pretends not to understand english at all to get out of parking tickets or awkward situations
• is actually too smooth to ever get into awkward situations
• has three plants which all have names
• one of them is dead but he refuses to acknowledge it
• he read John the first Harry Potter book because lil Jacky was forbidden from reading them as a child bc religious parents
• he did the voices
• buys homeless people lunch
• actually flosses

Hercules Mulligan
• best dressed at all times
• looks like he will drink you under the table and then beat you up with it but is actually a straight edge vegetarian who gives his tired drunk friends piggyback-rides home from the bar so that they don’t drive
• the dad friend. obviously.
• he plays the guitar but no one knows?
• has never lost a game of mario kart (or so he claims)
• gives the best hugs

John Laurens
• isn’t that into turtles but people still send him pictures and videos of them all the time? (other people have an embarrassing emo-phase that they never get to live down and he…well he had a turtle-phase)
• the worst at cooking
• doesn’t even have a kitchen, only orders in or is given food by concerned friends (hercules)
• likes space - both outer and personal
• only owns two pair of shoes
• is really into video games and claims to have beaten Herc in Mario Kart
• the issue is not settled

Laurens: Who are you?

Mulligan: Who are you?

Laf: Who are you?

All three: Who who is this kid - 

Laurens: What the heck I gotta do to be with you?

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How do people make comics holy shit-
Forgive my handwriting, grammar, inconsistent artstyle, and my horrible compostion you guys-

Have a peek of how their relationship looks like! I want them to have a super close relationship, I guess? Like, they’ve been through a lot, and this comic is before the triwizard tournament too ;w; I barely give Laf and Herc any dialogue ugh I’m so sorry!

I’ll do another comic starring Alex and Thomas’ relationship soon :‘3

When The Clock Strikes 12 [Lafayette/Reader]

Woo! First fic for @hamwriters write-a-thon down! This idea came to me after searching for a ton of different AUs to work with. Now to finish up my GWash/Trans!Reader fic, then work on my femslash fic for the write-a-thon! Please enjoy!

Thank you to my wonderful amazing tumblr budbuds that inspired me to do a good job and inspire me in general! @musicalmiranda @love-doesnt-discriminate @hamilficsfordays @gunsandfics @boss-headcanons @diggs4life @imagineham @imdedicatingeverydaytoyou @secretschuylersister and @tempfixeliza <3 You’re all so kind and amazing and even if I don’t interact with you or chat with you, what you do and how funny/cute/relatable/sweet you all are makes me smile and makes me realize that the Hamilton (more specifically writing) community is such an incredible place to be!

Warnings: Alcohol, some swearing at the end, Lafayette’s full name (like w o a h), and New Years in case anyone has bad experiences with New Years!

Word count: 1514


Grabbing your third glass of cold, cheap champagne for the night, you laugh at a joke that Hercules had just told that wasn’t even funny. He seemed so enthusiastic about it that you couldn’t help it, but even sober, you couldn’t comprehend the punchline or how it was supposed to work out to be as funny as everyone made it sound like it was. You take a sip and walk off, trying to find the person who had dragged you here in the first place, Lafayette. 

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The Porn Videos (Hamilsquad x Reader)

Request:

Anonymous said: Poly!Hamilsquad x reader where the boys have been with the Reader for awhile and they notice they don’t really know much about her past and jokingly they look her up and find out she used to be a pretty popular porn star (You can change the character if you want!)

Word Count: 1k

A/N: this was so fun to write omg, also, it got waaaaay more sexual than i anticipated tho

TW: nsfw-y kinda???


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Why not both?

(I got excited and I may have jumped the gun)

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Revolutionary Set in Triwizard!AU
I’m glad with how they turn out hhhh So in this AU, I think I’ll make their relationship as Queer-Platonic! I may or may not pair Alex romanticaly with someone/two/more depending on how the story progresses. I’d love to hear your input though! I basically ship Alex with anyone but only in a safe, sane and consensual relationship :’)

Fun rev set facts about this AU:
• Alex is basically adopted by The Washingtons
• His mother died on his first year studying in Hogwarts
• George Washington is the Hogwarts’ Headmaster
• John wants to be a healer but his father told him to work in the ministry //surprise, surprise
• Lafayette didn’t go to Beauxbaton because he asked his parents to let him go to Hogwarts and they just agreed with him
• Hercules and Alex bonded with each other over the fact that they live in muggle world
• John and Laf plays quidditch
• They’re all very affectionate and get worried at eah other easily
• John, Laf, and Herc went down to Slytherin dorm once and cuddle the shit out of Alex at 3 AM because they know he hadn’t slept in 5 days
• They arranged a sleepover sometimes, usually in the Gryffindor dorm since like, 3 out of 4 of them are Gryffindor
• Usually near Christmas before they went home for Winter break
• Alex will spend his break in the library and Washington’s office

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hecc HECC here IT IiiIiIiiiiiiiSS

i didnt sleep mcfuc k IS THAT THE SUN

The Hamilsquad and spiders

Alex: can’t even be bothered. doesn’t mind killing them if asked to though

Laf: does not approve of them in his flat at all & once found one in his hair. 0/10, wouldn’t recommend to a friend

Herc: scared of spiders yet respects their existence bc he loves and protects all animals. leaves the room when encountering one though.

John: country boy, not afraid of the spids. takes them out so alex doesn’t kill them. agreed to watch a friend’s pet tarantula only to freak herc out

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*=smut

updated september 7, 2017

Originally posted by eliza-deserved-better


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