No Such Thing As Vampires
- Josef Konstantin: It's a threat to our secrecy. What is this, the 1720s? We're discreet! We don't leave bodies lying around. Now we have to be extra vigilant. We live in an age of fingerprint scans, DNA tests, genome mapping...
- Mick St. John: ...Josef! Relax!
- Josef Konstantin: I am relaxed. This is relaxed. You're only 90. You've never been chased by a torch-bearing mob.