jordy and me

send me a fandom and i’ll tell you…

  • the first character i ever fell in love with:
  • a character that i used to love/like, but now do not:
  • a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not:
  • my ultimate favorite character™:
  • prettiest character:
  • my most hated character:
  • my OTP:
  • my NOTP:
  • favorite episode:
  • saddest death:
  • favorite season:
  • least favorite season:
  • character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate:
  • my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave:
  • my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave:
  • my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship:
  • my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship:
I believe it was. I was in Camp Nou. I saw what happened live. We lived an historic night. We saw a valiant side that wanted and could play with risk. With an unique ending of making possible the impossible. Firstly, it was the tactics. Remember what some people said when my dad first introduced the line of three defenders for the first time? He said if the rival played with two forwards, or even one, why do you need to play with four defenders. You are losing two players. Luis Enrique was very brave against PSG, putting the line of three without natural fullbacks. I’m sure my dad, from the sky, felt very proud of Barcelona. He, too, lent a hand.
—  Jordi Cruyff on if his dad’s, Johan Cruyff, spirit was in the remontada.
  • television shows: i mean, who needs lighting?? let's just not use any lighting. forget the lighting. oh, but add a whole ton of contrast!! yeah, do that. can't forget about those blurry flashbacks!! oh, and let's make things really grainy!! love that, too. and why don't we put the credits over really awesome scenes?? yeah, that's great.
season one of house, a summary:
  • house: *does something morally, ethically, or legally wrong. probably all three*
  • patient: *lies and almost dies*
  • house: *storms into cuddy's office*
  • cuddy: what now??
  • wilson, at some point: i'm not cheating on my wife!! this tie is for me!!
  • cameron: *heart eyes at house*
  • chase: pls validate me, house.
  • foreman: ...white people, i swear...
  • dying patient: i don't want any treatment.
  • house: *rude, yet vaguely inspirational speech*
  • volger: lmao, guess who's here to fuck things up?? hint: it's me.
  • foreman, chase, and cameron: *break into patient's house*
  • cuddy: you can't do that!
  • house: watch me! *limps away, using cane in wrong hand*
  • patient, again: i'm dying, aren't i? i looked up this disease on the internet-
  • cuddy: *has an argument with house*
  • house: *sex joke, inappropriate comment*
  • clinic patient: okay, so i accidentally ate an mp3 player, right? it's been...it's been weeks. like, three weeks.
  • house: just how dumb are you?
  • clinic patient: what?
  • house: how do you accidentally swallow an mp3 player, you moron?
  • clinic patient: i didn't mean to!
  • house: you're even dumber than i thought.
  • clinic patient: uh...what are you doing?
  • house: they're tic-tacs.
  • wilson, again: i. am. not. cheating. on. my. seventh. wife.
  • patient: *gets treated with the wrong meds, lies again*
  • cuddy: HOUSE!! (ง'̀-'́)ง
  • clinic patient: *returns* okay, so about that mp3 player...
  • house: i hate everyone, you lying pieces of shit. *leaves to watch general hospital*
  • episode: *ends, mcjagger song starts playing*