jordan you asked me to tag you :*

Cafe Lovin' Part 2

Requested by: anonymous

Summary: you and Jordan are friends and you work at a small cafe. Jordan thinks that you and Josh have a lot in common and tries to set you guys up. 


Your Pov:

“Hello.” The voice asked me. 

“H-hi.” I said to the voice my voice shaky. 

“Who is this?” The person asked me.

“Um, my name is Y/N.” I told him. “I don’t know if you remember me or not but we met at a party that was held at your house. I’m really great friends with your brother, Jordan.” 

“Oh my God.” Josh said. “I can’t believe you actually called.” He sounded suprized. 

I gave a light chuckle. “Yeah, your brother gave me your number today when he visited me at work.” I told him. “He said that you really liked me?” I questioned wanting desperately to know if it was true or not. 

“Yeah.” Josh said. “I like you a lot and I think your really cool.” He told me honesty. I was about to say something but he cut me off. 

“I’m not normally this confident but I’ll give it a go.” He said with a slight chuckle. “Would you like to go on a date with me?” He asked me. His voice slightly shaking. 

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I remember once being happy,
being cheerful and carefree,
an idealistic boy with lots of hope.

I remember once being resilient and determined,
believing that I had it all as long as I was with my friends,
even in the face of unspeakable danger.

I remember once being in love,
seeing a girl that made my heart patter and my stomach tumble,
stolen kisses in the night.

“Have you no hope?” everyone now asks me,
frowning as I drown myself with a bottle of scotch,
rolling their eyes as I become more and more reckless.

“My love is dead,” I tell them,
“Most of my friends are, too,
and my hope has died with them.”


“My Hope Has Died With Them” by @as-inevitable-as-morning

Was feeling particularly emotional about Jasper Jordan after last episode, so I decided to make a poem about him. Also, I wanted to tag a few people. I hope you don’t mind!

@the-princess-and-the-king @bellamysfern @bel-ami-blake @bellamylovedlincoln @ravensrreyes @overwatchfelicitysmoak @bellsgirl @octanakin @scottmcblake @wellsjahasghost @parapluiepliant

Song Shuffle Tag

Thank you to my gorgeous loves
@lanapowellblog, @endlessraj, @zaddysloan, and @annyvil for tagging me in this!

Rules: You can tell a lot about a person by the songs they listen to. Put your music player on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that come up. Afterwards, tag other people to do this. 

1.) Despacito by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee
2.) All About Us by Jordan Fisher
3.) Once Upon a December from Anastasia
4.) All I Ask of You from Phantom of the Opera
5.) Lately by Dan + Shay
6.) God Damn You’re Beautiful by Chester See
7.) Disconnected by 5 Seconds of Summer
8.) Dirt by Florida Georgia Line
9.) What a Feeling by One Direction
10.) I Don’t Wanna Live Forever by Zayn and Taylor Swift

I tag anyone who wants to do this!

Magic Coffee (Laurens x Alainna)

Summary: @fandom-nerdness7 meets John at a coffee shop



Alainna walks into the coffee shop as it opens and slaps the money on the counter. “The blackest of black coffees.”

The man behind the counter chuckles and takes the money. “What are you trying to study for?”

“Why did I become a psychology major?”

He laughs even more and hands her the fresh coffee. “Good luck!”

She smiles slightly as she walks out, drinking the bitter coffee. She finishes it all before she gets back to her dorm and gets back to studying.


Her teacher gave the tests back to her in a week. Now, Alainna was never the best student, but she did everything she could, which normally earned her a “C”. She looks at the grade in shock. A 97? She got a 97? She runs back to the coffee shop and slams the paper down on the counter. The same man comes over and smiles. “How can I help you?”

“I got an ‘A’!” she shrieks.

He laughs slightly. “Congrats.”

“You have magical coffee.”

He laughs even more. “How do you know it was the coffee?”

She shakes her head. “I’m not nearly that smart. I’m convinced that it was the coffee, and it will now be part of my diet before every test.”

“Psychology major?”

She sighs, realizing the irony. “Well, I uh, yeah. Okay. You got me there.”

He smiles. “I’m not complaining. I’m selling more coffee. It’d be great if you could tell your friends.”


She comes back almost every day from that point on. Maybe the “A” was because she studied so much. Her grades went back to normal, but she didn’t care. She got to see the same man, whose name she learned was John. Both of them made small talk every day, but they were too nervous to ask for more than that.

John got an idea one day to write his number on her cup. Sure, it was cliche, but he didn’t care. He just wanted to spend time with her.

“Here ya go.” He handed her the cup with his number facing her.

She smirks, gaining courage. “You wrote your number on my cup? You know, I would have said ‘yes’ any way you asked me out.”

He blushes. “Really?”

“I like movies. Tomorrow?”

“Uh yeah, sounds great.”

tagged by @thuringwcthil thanks honey! ♥

Rules: answer the questions, then tag 9 people that you’d like to get to know better.

Relationship status? single  

Lipstick or chapstick? …lipstick…

What’s the last song you listened to? lay lady lay by bob dylan

Top three shows? avatar the last airbender no doubt… westworld? anddd over the garden wall i guess

Top three characters? sirius black… tom riddle… gwaine

Top three ships? lee jordan x fred weasley, wolfstar, deamus

Tagging: @becauseannabeth @regulussirius @godricgryfindcr @moonyinstincts @dcsdemonas @mrihelps @ncah-czerny @ronweaselyz @georgeweaslry

anonymous asked:

hey i hope you're doing okay. that scene with jasper and monty was hard to watch, they both deserved to be so so happy <3

Thank you so much. I knew it was coming ever since S4 started (that’s why I was hardly online and tried to shield me from the show a bit) but it still hit me like a brick. I’m recovering and will need some time. I will hopefully be back soon with more Jasper content so that he will live on forever.

I miss my stoner son so much.


hey guys! Jordan (CaptainSparklez) ’s birthday is coming soon. 10 feb! And i am planning to make a video containing EVERYONE’S well wishes. people who loves him, idolizes him, or literally anyone who wants to wish him a happy birthday with words you would really like to tell him.

however, if we really made this video possible, it would not be private, thus if you would like to say anything TOO personal, just remember that it may be seen by many people.

if you would like to be part of this video, you can send me a direct message in tumblr or twitter (@sheldonatory) of your well wishes. NOTE: your birthday wishes should be in text form. Which means you do not have to take a video of yourself saying things.) there are no limits on how long or how short your wishes are going to be but maybe please not a few pages long. :-) Do state your name, username, and the country you live in too!

i will only start making this video on 31 JAN ONLY IF I REACH 200 WELL WISHES from you guys.

if we really do reach 200 people, on 10 FEB, i will post a link on twitter for jordan to see and i need all of your help to retweet and everything you can to make him notice the video.

if we don’t reach 200 people by 31 jan, this post will be deleted.

to keep you all updated, i will tag all my updates under #maronmission25 ! feel free to message/ask me anything!

so please, help make this possible?

deltablue202  asked:

AAAHHHH! OMG! OMG! OMG! I LOVE Restraint! When I was scrolling through ur blog I saw all the hype about it and thought "a'ight, a'ight, sounds lit" then when I read it, gurl, I never knew how much I need that. After the first few paragraphs I loved it! Could you please tag me in the series? Thank you!!! Also, (confession time) I'm the same anon who asked about the Jordan!Phillip fic. It's so nice to see another Jordan fan. Could also tag me in that fic too? Thanks! Ily 😜😙

Ahhhhh! omg this is so sweet and adorable, yes. First of all, THANK YOU? It means so much to me that you liked the fic, and your enthusiasm makes me so happy omg. Yes! I will tag you! 

Honey, you have not spent much time on my blog, have you? Jordan ‘fan’ may be a bit of an understatement (he’s just so talented, and amazing, and a cinnamon roll, and attractive as hell, ugh). I’m not sure how far away that fic will be, I have a few other things planned first, but I will make sure to tag you when it comes along. While you’re waiting… if we’re talking Jordan fics, a few of mine: Dark Amber Eyes (yesss I loved writing this and sometimes even reread it), 12:00 (semi-good), Back to Me (meh). Annnddd a few from my buddies: Favourites by @fragmentofmymind (so cute ugh one of my all time favorites), Sticky Notes by @daveeddiggsit (If you haven’t read this then you’re wrong), @doilyloily has a bunch of great ones but tumblr is being stupid and not letting me pull up the specific ones I want to (ugh), Movie Night and We’ll Manage by @alexanderhamllton (omg these two, just yes.), Good Job, Universe by @hamilsquad-writings (one of the first I read and I reread it time and time again, so good), Mistletoe by @ellzabethschuyler (so so pure and wonderfulllll), Cooking by the Book by @cinnamonbuneliza (again, so fucking pure, heck yeah).

Okay, my search for Jordan fics to put here lead me to realizing that it’s time to marathon them. Happy reading!

tagged by @angelicpiss ty!!

rules: answer the questions and tag 20 blogs you’d like to get to know better!

Nicknames: jord, jordy (terrible.. do not call me this)
Time right now: 19:58
Last thing I googled: little dragon- machine dreams full album
Fave music artist: rush or beyonce (i Respect them)
Song stuck in my head: submission- gorillaz (ft. danny brown and kelela)
Last movie I watched: trainspotting
What I’m wearing right now: mom jeans and a crop top + a big sweater… camfy
When I created this blog: september 2011 (i was a hs blog ghghf)
The kind of stuff I post: you heard of vibteo games? mgs mostly
Do I have any other blogs: i had a jojo sideblog for a bit, but i forgot abt it
Why did I choose my url: i’m gay for olga from mgs2
Gender: uhh next question (nb, woman-aligned)
Hoggwart’s House: ravenclaw i think?? i took that test forever ago
Pokemon team: wh
Fave colour: light pink, burgundy, gold, black
Average hours of sleep: about 7 during the summer/weekends, like 5 or 6 during the school year
Lucky number: 7
Fave characters: ocelot, eva, bb, the boss, olga, solid snake, all the snakes…, sniper wolf, otacon, kanaya… there are a lot
Dream job: research! let me squat in a cave and study rare bacterial genetics blease
How many blankets do I sleep with: 3…. plus 3 pillows

i’ll tag any mutuals whom want to do this (i’ll just tag a few not to spam ppl)! @eustomas @kazmeller @luxtempestas @theboss @clairebreadfield @jindosh @futurecrops @mgs3 

ppevxnsie-bbarnxs  asked:

Hi there!! just wanted to drop in to say hello and that I absolutely adORE your playlists, they are practically perfect and just cause ~feelings~ :) I was hoping you could help me out w something... for your "I watch for the plot" playlist (amazing omg n the name, ha!) would you pls be able to tell me a song you'd pick for Jackson, and Parrish? you don't have to link Im just /dying/ to know what you think for them. thanks lovely xo

omg, thank you! I’m so glad that you enjoy the mixes (and the feelings! …because I’m of the same breed of writer as George RR Martin: too many ideas at one time and too much love for making people feel things, oops) — and I do actually have a few ideas about that question!

  • Jackson Whittemore: I actually skipped him when I originally made the, “I watch for the plot” mix because, at the time, I couldn’t think of a song for him. But now that a certain song is a thing that exists, I’m gonna say that Jackson gets, Uptown Funk” (Mark Ronson & Bruno Mars) — because let’s be honest, he would totally kiss himself, he’s so pretty.
    • Also, I’m not classy enough to pass up giving him, “I’m too hot, hot damn / Make a dragon wanna retire man” when he was the show’s original kanima, and… y’know. Reptiles. Murder lizards. Et cetera. Shut up, Kassie, stop explaining the joke.
    • Seriously, it was a few months too late, and having it when I made that mix would’ve made my life so much easier. One reason why I made the all-80’s music mix was that I felt bad about leaving Jackson off the sexy mix, but the only thing I could think of for him was The Flying Lizards’ cover of “Money (That’s What I Want)” — which is only sexy to me because, thanks to the Charlie’s Angels movie, I still mentally associate it with Lucy Liu.
  • and Jordan Parrish: I was sure he was going to be my new, “I can’t think of a song for you” boy, because my first thought was, “Well, there’s ‘Don’t Tell Mama’ or ‘Mein Herr’ from Cabaret, but it’d require explaining ridiculous headcanons based on old RP’s, and it’s not really sexy exactly? Also, Jordaroo would hate either one because in said headcanons, he hates Cabaret. Also also, Camden Lahey probably wouldn’t share ‘Mein Herr’ very easily, not even with Jordan, while Pete definitely wouldn’t share it with either one of them.”
    • (……This Pete being one the characters from my novel, who kinda thinks of, “Mein Herr” as his song and anyone else who wants it can fight him for it [or more accurately, they can fight his taller, physically stronger best friend who actually knows how to throw a punch and would play Pete’s champion so he wouldn’t get himself hurt by fighting over that song].
    • Either way, definitely not Peter Hale, who I don’t imagine cares one way or the other about Cabaret or anything related to it, but would totally do something horrible to anyone who called him, “Pete.” Or anyone who cut him off in traffic, ordered the last blueberry muffin at Starbucks, or existed in a way that he found mildly vexing or inconvenient. But that’s not the point.)
    • So, then I had a different idea that I vetoed but will get back to in like five seconds, and although I decided against it for Jordan specifically, it did remind me of a great song for him. Namely: Thick Thighs” (Willam Belli & Latrice Royale) (probably NSFW) — and I mean……… really?
    • It was over a year late to be on the original mix, buuuuut…… this is a link to a Google Image Search for “ryan kelley thighs,” one of the first hits on Google’s web search for that was a pinterest board called, “Ryan Kelley (those thighs for real though),” and I’m just gonna leave this here. Prosecution rests.
  • the song I vetoed: Boy Is A Bottom” (Detox, Willam, & Vicki Vox) (definitely NSFW) — which?
    • ……Okay, to explain? I only vetoed it for Jordaroo because it’s not fair to give it to him exclusively when it can and should be liberally applied to all of the Teen Wolf guys. I would say, “especially Derek, Scott, and Jackson,” but that’s just because I am personally biased in favor of Derek, Scott, and Jackson, and more so in favor of bottom!Derek, bottom!Scott, and bottom!Jackson.
    • Because, seriously? TW fandom can and has applied that song to pretty much every male character on the show ever, except for like… Agent Blobfish and Sheriff Stilinski, and shit, now that I’ve said that, someone is probably gonna go do it and I’m going to regret everything because I don’t much care for either of them and I don’t want to invite them to my sexy party.
    • But…… well. I guess as long as no one’s getting hurt at someone else’s sexy party, it’s none of my business whether or not the Sheriff and/or Agent Blobfish get(s) invited, so as long as whoever applies “Boy Is A Bottom” to them leaves me out of it? We’re cool.
  • …and the formatting is gonna annoy me if I end on an indented point, so as a bonus, here are two songs that I’m annoyed I didn’t think about giving Scott until after I’d already published the mix. On one hand, Bonnie Tyler’s “Holding Out For A Hero, and on the other…… Peanut Butter” by Rupaul and Big Freedia (idk if you’d call it NSFW or not, but there’s a lot of bouncing booty in colorful underwear).
  • Must be jelly ‘cause jam don’t shake, indeed, Scotty McHottie. You don’t say.

(also, omg, I wish I’d come up with, “I watch for the plot” on my own, but lmao, that’s been in fandom longer than I have, and I’ve been in one fandom or another since I was about 11-12. It’s fandom’s version of, “I read for the articles” and I love it so much XD)

.::Alright, time to put this back up for a couple of days. Like for a starter and either leave me a comment, ask or PM me which Muse of mine you would like to interact with please! We can even do a thread with any of my minors Muses/OCs on this blog as well (I’ll put everyone’s stuff in the tags so you know who’s who and what not).

Though if you don’t tell me, I may or may not ignore your request for a starter. Sorry, but that’s how it works when there’s multiple Muses on a single page and I’m no mind reader either! And don’t be afraid to interact with any of them regardless of your fandom :) I’m very versatile and crossovers are fine by me!

And if we already got a thread going? Who cares! Let’s start another one too XD

@divinethief & @imworthfivedollars

“Hey, Balth, Honey?” Dimmock calls, his voice a little uncertain. He’s sitting on the couch and typing at his computer. Or rather, was typing at the computer until something caught his eye. “Have you ever heard of Beacon Hills?”

I have!” Em answers, popping in from the other room. “Yeah, it’s supposedly a hot mess of supernatural shit. Kinda far north from SD, but I’ve been wanting to go just to see if it was true.”

Dimmock gave his niece a look that said he didn’t intend this conversation to be for children, but Em stayed her ground anyway. The man sighed, knowing the girl wasn’t going to go anywhere.

“Do you remember your cousin Jordan Parrish?” he asked instead.

“Jojo!” Em brightened up at the thought. “Oh yeah, he’s awesome! He always played with me at family reunions!”

Dimmock turned the computer around and showed her a photo of the Sheriff of the Beacon Hills Sheriff’s Department, but behind him there was a familiar figure.

“I think that’s him. What do you think?” He knew Em had the best face recognition out of anyone.

Yeah, that’s him alright!” Em agreed. She turned and called, “Papa, can we go visit him?”

Dog on the loose

This is for @onyour-left1918

Originally posted by steven-rogers

“Jordan!” I yelled as I grabbed my phone chasing after my German Shephard. It was supposed to be a relaxing morning jog after a hard week a work. And the last thing I needed was my dog on the loose. I stared at the leash in my hand wondering how the hell I allowed that dog to convince me to leave without his leash. I clutched the tag that read “Jordan” and ran after that dog, thankful I had been bothered to put on a decent pair of sport shoes.

I spotted the golden fur of him and ran after it, knowing if I left it alone for more than an ten minutes, he’s bound to get in trouble. He knocked a rubbish bin down just last week, chased my neighbour’s poor cat up the tree yesterday, and hopefully today it hasn’t got any new tricks up his sleeves. Right he didn’t have sleeves. Paws then.

Jordan ran across the park, it’s brown eyes wide open looking for someone to play with. It’s not his owner that didn’t love him, she did, it’s just that he was bored and needed a play mate. Owner wasn’t getting a new dog anytime soon. Last week, he had found an old ball in the bin and in an attempt to get it out, he had knocked the entire bin down and this scary old man had yelled at him. Yesterday he had a new friend or so he thought. A fat fluffy cat he always saw across the window. He had barked at her thinking she would understand him and in the end she ran up the tree. Once again he was left alone. He looked around and spotted a man. He had blonde hair. Just like him! He barked, happy that he had found a friend that looked like him!

He ran across stopping the man in his tracks. He had a kind face, and a grin was etched on his suave features. He dropped a stick at his foot, wagging it’s tail as it barked, it’s paws on standby. “Hey buddy” he had opened his mouth. Did he want to play too? Jordan watched in excitement as the man picked up the stick, throwing it across, he barked happily and ran for it.

“Jordan! There you are!” I yelled as I watched him pick up a stick running back towards a tall man. I went forward. “I’m so sorry, did he disturb your run?” I asked as I rubbed Jordan’s head, watching as he wagged it’s tail at him. “Not at all ma'am, your dog hasn’t been a disturbance” he said a smile on his face. “I’m so sorry. I’m (y/n) (l/n)” I said with a grin as I extended a hand. “Steve Rogers, pleased to meet you ma'am” he said. Something rang in my head. His name sounded so familiar. I remembered the news I had heard recently. “You’re Captain America” I said smiling.

“Yes ma'am” he replied with a bashful grin. “Thank you for helping me with my dog Cap, and none of the ma'am business I’m hardly pass my thirties Steve” I said chuckling as his face flushed red. “You’re welcome (y/n)” he replied. I turned, putting the tag around Jordan’s neck, before hooking the leash on to it. “I’ll see you around Captain”

“Wait, I was hoping you’d join me for lunch later?” He said a hopeful smile etched on his face. Jordan barked as he pulled me towards Steve, as if asking me to agree.

“I don’t see why not” I replied.

“We’ll meet here at one?” He asked

“Sure, I’ll give you my number” I replied reaching for my phone.

“It’s a date then?” He asked grinning.

“It’s a date”

We’re done! This was so cute, I kept thinking of the Winter Soldier park scene. ;)
A call to arms to the whole JAR Media fandom

see this boi?

see the crippling depression in his eyes?


we wanna help James reclaim his rightful place as the fave of the fandom

how do you ask?

It’s simple… we meme the James

@APTennyo on twitter, send your dankest memes minions, make me proud! ♥

or you can spam the jar media tag, whatever suits you

#makejamesgreatagain #morrijames

together we can

“And yet… ‘What do you see when you look at…the rest of us?’
‘All sorts of things,’ Min said, with a grin as if she knew what he really wanted to asked. ‘The War…ah…Master Andra has seven ruined towers around his head, and a babe in a cradle holding a sword, and…’ She shook her head. ‘Men like him—you understand?—always have so many images the crow one another. The strongest images around the gleeman are a man—not him—juggling fire, and the White Tower, and that doesn’t make any sense at for a man. The strongest thing I see about the big, curly-haired fellow are a wolf, and a broken crown, and tress flowering all around him. And the other one—a red eagle, an eye on a balance scale, a dagger with a ruby, a horn, and a laughing face. There are other things, buy you see what I mean. This  time can’t make up or down out of any of it.’ She waited then, still grinning, until he finally cleared his throat and asked.
‘What about me?’
Her grin stopped just short of outright laughter. ‘The same kind of things as the rest. A sword that isn’t a sword, a golden crown of laurel leaves, a beggar’s staff, you pouring water on sand, a blood hang and a white-hot iron, three women standing over a funeral bier with you on it, black rock with blood—’”—The Eye of the World, Pages 215-216

I’m sure that this body of text won’t be important at all.

How do you really live the positive life? These are my goals this year and I hope I encourage you to say goodbye to them too. It may take some courage but it will be worth it, promise.


1. The clutter around you. Having a messy room, sometimes messes up your mind too. I know, because I have been on that phase. Well honestly, I’m still on that phase up to now. It’s been so hard for me to clean up specially when I have a lot to do. My mom never gets tired to remind me how to change this bad habit. But now, I should probably listen. Start by doing the task and finishing them. When you have unfinished business, the tendency is you’ll leave them hanging at the corner until you remember them. The more you forget a lot of things, the more they pile up. Another advice is to clean up after doing your task. Always.

2. Late nights. Sleep early. This helps you have more alertness in the morning. Having enough sleep also attract good vibes and makes you a lot less cranky and a lot more patient.

3. Negative thoughts. At the end of the day, you know the famous “late night thoughts”? They will suck your good vibes out of your system. The best way to handle them besides sleeping early and ignoring them, is to dictate every good thing that happened to you in a day. Because no matter what happens, there would always be good in something.

4. Grumpy mornings. Always wake up declaring that its gonna be a good day and own it. Fill your thoughts with positive things. The start of the day is always the crucial part because how you start it determines how you’re going to be for the whole day.

5. Insecurities. You gotta stop visiting the profile of that girl who irritates you or better yet, stop thinking about her. She’s beautiful in her own way but that doesn’t mean you aren’t. don’t be so hard on yourself. You also have your own way of shining. And that’s the best part, each of us is unique. No one can ever be you. Give yourself a credit and be happy just the way you are because the right people will come and love you that way.

6. The thought of being afraid to be alone. You gotta be independent. Watching movies by yourself isn’t as bad as you think, or going out on a date with yourself isn’t as boring as you thought it would be. Being able to enjoy your own company is a gift that only a strong woman has so what’s your choice, be the strong woman, or be the girl who can’t even stand herself?

7. Blending in with what’s in. The criteria made by our society now is too demanding. Be skinny, be toned, be white, be stylist and etc You really don’t have to blend in. Stand out.

8. People who you call friends but are actually not. Lessen the people you mingle with. Its also a way of de-cluttering and making space for those who deserve to be a part of your life. People who wants to be your friend, no matter how long you have not seen each other or talk to each other will never forget you or even think of hurting you. Re-evaluate people.

9. Reasons why you can’t. Because you should remember if Michael jordan gave up on his dream after failing a lot of times, he wouldn’t have fame. Or if Thomas Edison settled for his failures, we wouldn’t have electricity. Therefore, you have the power to make it happen.

10. Old rivalries and arguments. Learn to forgive and ask forgiveness from people not because they deserve it but because you deserve peace.

These are just some. Share me those things you want to say goodbye to and tag me. Lets help each other overcome those negative circumstances and embrace positivity. ✨

It’s my favourite time of the year! This month means my birthday, autumn, school holidays and meeting Richard Harmon, Daniel Sharman and Sachin Sahel (AND MORE) ✿ So now that I’m on break, and whilst i’m at peak happiness for the year, I wanted do a bunch of activities with you guys!


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send me which one you want and the required info for such activity (maximum of 2 per person, as I still have work and social events to tend to)
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nownlaters  asked:

Suggestions on how to put together a Dwayne Wayne Halloween costume?

Oooooooooooh, I love this. Let’s go from head, to toe.
(A lot of the below can be thrifted, but I’ll provide links to specific products)

Step one: STOP CUTTING YOUR HAIR. STOP. The top at least. Continue cutting the sides, but a high top is essential. You have enough time to grow enough hair to pick out if you stop cutting now.

Step two: GLASSES.
5) Google

1) Puffy jacket print jacket or sports, or HBCU (Hillman!) jacket with a short sleeve printed/ sports/ HBCU shirt
2) Classic printed 90's long or short sleeve button up
3) Printed/ sports/ HBCU sweatshirt
4) He was about that cardigan life a few times, too!product/prd1/3455678275/honors-society-cardigan-black–large-extra-large

Step four: BELTS.
Dwayne mostly wore black belts with silver buckles or a brown belt with gold.
He only got creative with belts a few times, but rarely.

Step five: PANTS
Jeans, khakis, slacks, hammer pants- Dwayne wore it all.
Whatever one you choose, make sure it doesn’t downplay his upper half. That’s where he put most of his effort.

If not, Timberland boots are cool.
If not, some sort of dress shoe.
I've peeped penny loafers on him a few times.

You could always replicate his suit from the night before the wedding (lol I’m being petty, don’t do that…unless you want to. If you do, take pictures like this and tag me in them)

No matter how you do this: I WANT PICTURES!!!!
Definitely tag me if this is your costume choice!
Thanks for asking, this was fun!