jordan a. craig

The Transition of Finding Neverland the Musical:

Finding Neverland the Musical(Rosalind Craig and Julian Ovenden):

Becomes

Finding Neverland the Musical(Laura Michelle Kelly and Jeremy Jordan)

Becomes

Finding Neverland the Musical(Laura Michelle Kelly and Matthew Morrison)

  • Them: James Bond can't have blond hair and blue eyes!
  • *movie comes out, everyone shuts up because it was an exciting action flick with a dynamic and interesting interpretation of Bond. Bond having blond hair and blue eyes is irrelevant*
  • Them: There can't be a black stormtrooper in Star Wars!
  • *movie comes out, everyone's excited because it's a great film with awesome characters that stays true to the tone of its predecessors. Storm trooper being black is irrelevant*
  • Them: There can't be a black Human Torch in Fantastic Four!
  • *movie comes out, everyone hates it because of incoherent plot, dated special effects, horrible editing and abysmal tone. Human torch being black is irrelevant*
  • Them: There can't be a black Mary Jane in Spider-Man!
  • Me: How the fuck is this still a controversy?
Bruins as desserts

Claude: lemon meringue 
Chara: Pirouette (those chocolate sticks)
Dougie: rice crispie treat (so damn pale, and requires minimal cooking skills)
Quaider: sugar cookie (ordinary, delicious, and easily breakable)
Sieds: streusel
Krug: a cinnamon teddy graham
Miller: a pinterest recipe for healthy no-bake almond energy balls
Bart: day old donut (not your first choice but you’d def eat it anyway)
Tuukka: 80% dark chocolate (dark and bitter)
Subban: a jolly rancher
Svedberg: strawberry pop tart - store brand
Lucic: a bearclaw
Pasta: miniature cupcake
Carl: Flan 
Loui: milk chocolate truffle
Krejci: creme brule
Smitty: vanilla cake pop
Bergy: tollhouse chocolate chip cookie
Marchy: hot chocolate with chili powder
Caron: bundtcake with no icing (good in theory, but so many better desserts yo)
Cunningham: gummy bear
Paille: a bagel (because he has the right idea, but also completely missed the point)
Soupy: pain au chocolat (so fancy)
Kelly: flourless chocolate brownie