Seokjin: aren’t you little too old to be dressing up as a pikachu and playing video games?
Jungkook: aren’t you a little to old to be alive?
Taehyung: yes is this 911? I have just witnessed a murder

Doctor: are you sexually active?
Yoongi: my flexible tongue movements will send you to hong kong
Doctor: god damn! * writes fucking savage on clipboard*