So here, let’s pretend Yami was on the internet (after hours of Yugi explaining it to him) and was playing a game (or something) and stumbled upon Yugioh Ships from the most bizarre to the obvious (in Yami’s opinion). How would he react? Please ignore Yami’s grammar. This information might be a little off too. Oh well.
PS: this contains yaoi ships but not yuri
1. Revolutionshipping (Yami x Anzu)
Yami: So there is a ship with me and Anzu?
Yami: But the fans do realize I left for the afterlife, right?
Yugioh Lists: Yes, yes they do
Yami: And how does this work again?
Yugioh Lists: I don’t even know, but there’s fanfiction of the Gods giving you our own body and then falling in love with Anzu!
Yami: Not helping
Yami: No but seriously, how does this work?
2. Vanishshipping (Atemu x Teana)
Yami: First, they think that the Gods can grace me with my own body
Yami: Then they think that they could create a past life for Anzu?
Yami: How far will you go for me and Anzu to be together?
Yami: And Teana? Really? I’m disappointed in all of you
3. Vaseshipping (Atemu x Mana)
Yami: M-me and Mana too?!?!
Yami: But we’re friends!
Yami: Nothing more, nothing less
Mana: You insult me Princ- I mean Pharaoh!
Yami: Not you too!
4. Aprenticeshipping (Mahado x Mana)
Yami: I do not know why
Yami: But now three realizations hit me
Yami: First, I’ll be a third wheel
Yami: Second, whenever I see them, they’ll probably be making out
Yami: Third, I think I really need–
Mana: A chill pill because you’re jealous?
Mana: Another friend so you aren’t lonely
Mana: Or a girlfriend!?
Yami: I was going to say a nap but okay
5. Azureshipping (Kaiba x Anzu)
Yami: Our poor Anzu with Kaiba!?
Yami: Please tell me this is a joke
Yugioh Lists: Ah poor Yami, it is not
Yugioh Lists: Actually, there’s fanfiction in which Anzu goes out with Kaiba to make you jealous
6. Blueshipping (Seto x Kisara)
Yami: Oh hell yes
Yami: They’re perfect
7. Peachshipping (Yugi x Anzu)
Yami: I very much believe this should be canon
Yami: Because if it isn’t
Yami: Well let’s say,
Yami: I’ve lost all faith for humanity
Yami: Yugi and Anzu are perfect
8. Puppyshipping (Jono x Kaiba)
Yami: I knew this was coming up
Yami: I even prepared myself for it
Yami: Mentally of course
Yami: But now that it’s in front of me
Yami: Holy shit I need to do something about this
9. Polarshipping (Jono x Mai)
Yami: Mrs. I-was-evil-sorta-but-then-turned-good-and-then-back-to-evil-and-then-good-again with Joey?
Yami: Another ship that had to be canon
Yami: Because seriously, did you not watch episode 173