jonny jones

The Jones Family

  • Serpent royalty, natural born leaders.
  • The ghoulies had ran the southside until FJ decided he had enough, thus creating one of the most well respected gangs that united families.
  • He also created the serpent tattoo, as he was artistically talented.
  • Funnily enough, FJ hated Tallboys grandpa and deemed him as not loyal and untrustworthy. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
  • Forsythe was the king of drag racing and fixing cars, he won the White Wyrm from the Ghoulies.
  • His best friend, also the one who helped him work on cars, was Alice’s mom and Betty’s grandma. She was a spitfire too.
  • He actually won most of the ghoulies land and that’s why they hate the serpents, he isolated them to the little dingy warehouse that they managed to keep.
  • FP kept everyone in check, he was a father figure to most of the younger serpents.
  • But he’s also the one that started sending live snakes as warnings.
  • He can actually sing and his father, Forsythe always told him that he could be famous if only he left the southside.
  • Jughead, the one that was smart and very resourceful. Did things to survive.
  • Would basically do anything to keep his family safe and protect the serpents, like his family had done before him. Stepped into his fathers place as the leader when FP was sent to jail.
  • His signature crown beanie came from his great grandpa, who had a crown stitched into the back of his serpent jacket.

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An incomplete list of hockey bromances:

Kevin Bieksa and Ryan Kesler
Taylor Hall and Jordan Eberle
Sean Monahan and Jonny Gaudreau
Martin Jones and Logan Couture
Tyler Seguin and Jamie Benn
Vladimir Terasenko and Artemi Panarin
Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane
Andrew Shaw and Brandon Saad
PK Subban and Carey Price
Alex Galchenyuk and Brendan Gallagher
Evgeni Malkin and Sidney Crosby
Alex Ovechkin and Nicklas Backstrom
Steven Stamkos and Victor Hedman
Mike Richards and Jeff Carter
Eddie Lack and Roberto Luongo

The Brobeans i.e. Michael Latta, Tom Wilson, and Andre Burakovsky
Tanner Pearson, Martin Jones, and Tyler Toffoli
Mitch Marner, Dylan Strome, and Connor McDavid
Tyler Johnson, Nikita Kucherov, and Ondrej Palat
Nick Leddy, Brandon Bollig, and Andrew Shaw
Steven Stamkos, John Tavares, and PK Subban

I know there’s a ton more, please feel free to add them!