“These kinds of international tournaments tend to make enemies out of friends and teammates. Can we expect any trash talking between you and Jonathan Toews? Or has it already begun?” (Pre-game interview)
If anyone ever were to tell me that I, *I*, the J-Fresh-Fruits-N-Veggies, that *I* didn’t know how to party, I would tell them that they’re wrong and then invite them over to watch me party. But no one has ever told me that because everyone and their mamas and their papas and their grandpaps and ma’s … and everyone, knows that Jonny C can party.