today’s couple story was very cheerful. the two had a print out that said: “newlywed(?) couple for four years” and were holding it up very obviously so jonghyun said: “i guess i can’t help but interview you!”. jonghyun asked how the husband proposed and he said that he danced to “sherlock” at the wedding ceremony. the husband along sang along to “바퀴 (where are you)”. jonghyun asked if there was anything he hopes for from his wife, to which he said: “let’s have a baby”. jonghyun’s eyes became really wide at that.
jonghyun: i hope you can set the mood while listening to my songs. i have many songs with that kind of atmosphere … masterpiece songs … ㅎㅅㅎ
When you cringe during Key's live posts because of how stupid the questions are.
Don’t ask him about the other members. They don’t live with him, plus he has to say this literally EVERY TIME.
DON’T try to call him out fornot answering you. Theres a thousand messages a second flying across that screen, he can’t see/answer them all.
Don’t ask for his skincare routine. He literally rolls his eyes at this question now and even almost avoids answering.
And PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SHINEE…don’t bring up your shinee otp. Please know better than to call Jonghyun his husband or call him Umma or Onew daddy.
The shit is embarrassing.
He loves to talk, so ask him questions that are worth asking and stimulate conversation. Don’t make him regret going on live. Because he pretty much does it for us and we should be thankful, mindful, and respectful.
jongkey literally makes me so happy like i dont care if they are just standing next to each other or full on hugging for 72 seconds because its pure and beautiful and i love it and people just don’t understand that seeing cute jongkey on my dash makes my fucking day so please don’t stop and spam me with gifs of these two beautiful men if you want to make me happy thank you
Titled: How to end a fight? Carry on! Length: Almost 7.8k words (long!) Pairing: 2min and tidbits of jongyu Warnings: cringe, cliches, fluff (not fluffy fluff but as @cute-little-oppas puts it, asdfghjkl fluff)
“What happened?” Jonghyun asked when Minho finished with the pictures and was heading to the screen to edit them.
“Nothing,” Minho answered, sighing a little as he set his camera down.
“Your brows have been knotted all day, dude.”
Minho sighed, reaching into his bag and taking a letter out, throwing it at Jonghyun. Jonghyun caught it and opened it immediately. After he was done reading, he sighed, “Well, you can ask someone to go with you. You haven’t gone home once since you left six years ago. No one knows who your husband is.” Jonghyun paused, “Wait, I can go with you-”
“And you think Jinki’s gonna be alright with that? Let his boyfriend pretend to be someone else’s husband from Christmas till New Year?”
Jonghyun smirked, “I can convince Jinki to go with you instead. Or maybe Kibum-”
“No one’s gonna work.” Minho sighed deeply, “My mom knows who my husband is- was. You are forgetting- she was one of the witnesses, unwillingly but yeah…and she probably has a picture from the wedding and I’m 100% sure she showed it around.”
“Tell her the truth, you got no choice.”
“I was avoiding her calls ever since Taemin left and when she finally sent the invitation, I answered her call and she went on and on about how grandpa is ill and helped her convince everyone to accept my running away, becoming a photographer, marrying early, blah blah blah, so that he could see everyone happy and together this Christmas, because he’s afraid he won’t last until next…and the whole family now is gonna throw a reception of sorts for us during that week I don’t wanna ruin anything for grandpa or mom. And how can I show up at my reception…well, alone?”
Jonghyun thought a while, “Well, you can ask Taemin though. I mean…you guys aren’t really divorced-”