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Marauders at Disney
  • James and Sirius, upon entering the park, make a beeline to secure fast passes for their favorite rides (the ones like Matterhorn, Indiana Jones, Space Mountain, etc.)
  • At this point, Remus is really regretting not investing in a pair of those child-leashes that a good third of the parents at the theme park are sporting.
  • Peter tries running after Sirius and James, but gives up (not being fast enough) and hangs back alongside Remus, getting distracted by the array of gift/candy shops lining Main Street USA
  • Remus has to get a picture of Sleeping Beauty’s castle upon entering. He just has to. 
  • James and Sirius are really smug when they get to cut in front of everyone with their fast passes. Remus just gives apologetic looks, and Peter has to shovel down the pretzel he bought before they get on the ride. 
  • Ok, so considering the average temperature for Scotland during the summer time is around fifty seven degrees, and for southern California (L.A.) it’s around eighty one- they’re dying.
  • James and Sirius are wearing the bare minimum, and Remus has to rent a locker to stuff his sweater into
  • Sirius is rocking a man bun
  • James buys a Wizard Mickey hat and absolutely refuses to take it off
  • Peter may or may not be on his fifth churro by the time lunch rolls around
  • Remus really enjoys the small corners and alleys of the park where the crowd thins 
  • Peter gets a coonskin hat from frontierland
  • Lots of shameless flirting with princesses coming from Sirius that result in autographs with the occasional phone number attached. 
  • James seeing the Ariel and automatically missing Lily
  • Peter getting sick on the teacups ride after James decides to spin theirs as fast as he fucking can.
  • Lots of “JAMES NO!” 
  • Sirius and James, after hearing about the two hundred feral cats that prowl the park at night, decide to go on a hunt for them
  • They legit smuggle cat nip inside the park and search the bushes for cats
  • Remus is so done with everyone’s shit
  • He just wants to have a normal visit at Disneyland is that so hard to ask?
  • Peter really wants to watch the parades, but Remus sees this as an opportune time to beat the crowds (now gathered along the street) to the rides
  • Remus is honestly ride or die. He doesn’t fuck with these slow ass tourists who have no idea where they’re going. He knows where to go and everyone is getting in his way.
  • Sirius getting picked on by characters (i.e. Chip ‘n Dale tugging on his man bun and snickering at it) 
  • James in a flexing contest with Gaston
  • Remus only taking pictures the Mickey and Friends characters
  • And he’s all embarrassed to walk up to them at first 
  • James taking the mic from the tour guide on Jungle Cruise because he thinks his jokes are lame, so he starts dishing out puns like its nothing and does a mic drop
  • Peter screaming a little too shrilly when the Yeti pops out on the Matterhorn
  • Sirius and James trying to find the entrance to the secret basketball court on the matterhorn
  • Also using alohomora to get into restricted areas of the park
  • Sirius singing Small World on repeat
  • James trying to harmonize
  • Remus really likes walking through Sleeping Beauty’s Castle (James and Sirius are hardly impressed)
  • But his favorite ride is the Disneyland Rail Road
  • Peter’s favorite ride is Star Tours and he convinces the others to ride it at least four times throughout the day.
  • James’ favorite ride is Indiana Jones. When he sees the snake statues in the ride, he mutters “Snivellus?”
  • Sirius prefers Pirates of the Caribbean 
  • Remus getting really insecure because he notices little kids looking at the scars on his face with mild confusion- some are even scared
  • But then Peter Pan comes over and he does his thing. He tells Remus (making a big show of it so that others can hear) that he must’ve put up a good fight against the “pirate” that did that, and comments on how brave he is
  • Remus is just smiling the entire time and plays along with Peter Pan, and the kids gathered around are awestruck
  • Sirius and James posing for the camera on Splash Mountain 
  • Having to restrain Sirius and James from jumping into the Rivers of America to get to the island
BEST MOMENTS OF Let's play - The Legend of Bigfoot: The Adventure Begins

- The redneck accents

- The names:
- Trigger
- Dub
- Zeebo

- Michael’s comments
- “That squach is coming with us tonight…and I’m gon’ fuck it!”
- (Jack/Dub) “Wait what?”

- Jack
- “Don’t try to confuse me with your science!”

- This comment
- “I’m down of lake and left of river.”

- Geoff
- “oh Trigger, all he wanted to do was make the world a safer place…for white people.”

- Jack and Geoff
- “Are you still east?”
- “Nope I’m right.”
- “Sorry I keep using science words.”

- This exchange
- “How far off the ground?”
- “About 37 inches.”
- “Oh dang, that’s almost 2 feet!”

- Geoff (again)
- “I’m east of the- I’m east of the outpos- I’m sorry I’m right of the outpost.”

- Honestly Geoff in general
- Shoots Dub in the back, “Boom you mothafucker, boom, boom, I’m gettin’ ‘em, I’m gettin’ ‘em, I’m gettin’ 'em. Uh, uh…uhhhohh, uhhh…oh shit…oh shit…BIGFOOT SHOT MY FRIEND.”

Honestly, this whole let’s play was if the Achievement Hunters were in Duck Dynasty and/or Mountain Monsters

anonymous asked:

Are there any movie couples/characters that you thought had good chemistry?

Janie and Tea Cake in Their Eyes Were Watching God

Elizabeth and Will in Pirates of the Caribbean

Rose and Jack in Titanic

Bianca and Adonis in Creed

Robbie and Ceclia in Atonement

Lucky and Justice n Poetic Justice

June and John in Walk The Line

Vivian and Edward in Pretty Woman

Joe and Kathleen in You’ve Got Mail

Nina and Darius in Love Jones

O’Connell and Evelyn in The Mummy

Ally and Noah in The Notebook

Ennis and Jack in Brokeback Mountain

Q and Monica in Love and Basketball

Jane and John in Mr and Mrs Smith


That’s it for now!

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Brokeback Mountain (2005)

The story of a forbidden and secretive relationship between two cowboys, and their lives over the years.

God’s Own Country (2017)

Spring. Yorkshire. Young farmer Johnny Saxby numbs his daily frustrations with binge drinking and casual sex, until the arrival of a Romanian migrant worker for lambing season ignites an intense relationship that sets Johnny on a new path.

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E. Fay Jones, a Frank Lloyd Wright protégé, designed a very simple, but fantastic modern chapel in the Arkansas’ Ozark Mountains. This June marks the wooden chapel’s 35th anniversary! Check out this amazing structure with over 425 windows that allow you to feel like you’re outside while inside.

Jefferson said that some slaves “have been liberally educated… and have had before their eyes samples of the best works from abroad… But never yet could I find that a black had uttered a thought above the level of plain narration.”

He had to backtrack immediately to account for the most famous and most acclaimed poet in America, Phillips Wheatley, who was, very unfortunately for Jefferson’s argument, unquestionably black. She had been brought to Boston as an enslaved African at the age of about six, learned English and Latin as a child, and began writing poetry as a teenager. Her published works earned accolades on both sides of the Atlantic. Among her admires were Voltaire, who praised Wheatley’s “very good English verse,” George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, and even the naval hero John Paul Jones, who addressed her as “the celebrated Phillis the American favourite of the Nine [Muses] and Apollo” when he sent her some of his own verses. Dr Rush cited her as proof of black ability, listing her accomplishments when he wrote in 1775, “We have many well attested anecdotes of as sublime and disinterested virtue among them as ever adorned a Roman or Christian character.” Franklin went to see Wheatley when she was in London, a literary celebrity on book tour.

The acclaim irked Jefferson: ‘The compositions published under her name are below the dignity of criticism.’

—  Master of the mountain: Thomas Jefferson and his slaves, by Henry Wiencek
The signs as Disneyland rides

aries: matterhorn
taurus: thunder mountain
gemini: buzz lightyear astro blasters
cancer: the haunted mansion
leo: pirates of the caribbean
virgo: splash mountain
libra: the teacups
scorpio: autopia
sagittarius: indiana jones adventure
capricorn: space mountain
aquarius: tom sawyer island
pisces: it’s a small world

This is pretty cool, I’m thinking Insomnia for Alaska and Pearl Harbour for Hawaii.