jones is everywhere

What Countries Call Themselves
  • Italy: Italia
  • Germany: Deutschland
  • Japan: 日本 (Nihon)
  • France: France (in a super cool accent)
  • China: 中国 (Zhōngguó)
  • England: The United Kingdom (part of the UK)
  • Russia: Россия (Rossiya)
  • Canada: Canada
  • America: THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE

So I was rewatching episode 7 and during the scene in the janitor’s closet I had to pause for a second because suddenly I saw… No Name brand kidney beans? With the French label? In an American high school?? 

Yup, those are some 100% verified Sans Nom haricots right there!! Riverdale is in Canada confirmed™ suddenly the whole maple syrup plot makes sense does Jughead shop at Loblaws? 

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  “I don’t think you’re an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother’s pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever’s in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences… But the thing is, um, what I’m trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you,                                                                very much. Just as you are.”
  “You once said that you liked me just as I am and I just wanted to say likewise. I mean, you wear stupid things your mum buys you. Tonight’s another classic. You’re haughty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation and I seriously believe that you should rethink the length of your sideburns. But, you’re a             nice man and I like you. If you wanted to pop by some time that might be nice. More than nice.”

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the hero we deserve

WHY ISN’T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?
LEELAH’S BEST FRIEND, ABBY JONES, WAS NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO HER FRIEND’S FUNERAL BECAUSE LEELAH’S PARENTS BLAMED HER FOR EVERYTHING THAT GOT POSTED ONLINE, LIKE THE PICTURE OF LEELAH IN HER DRESS.
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS.
THIS IS EVIL.
THEY KEPT ABBY FROM THE GRIEVING PROCESS OF SAYING GOODBYE,
JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANSPHOBIC LUNATICS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BLAME.
I AM SO ANGRY.

King’s Crown Bar (Chapter 3)

King’s Crown Bar (Chapter 1)

King’s Crown Bar (Chapter 2)

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Warning: Bughead Smut

Archie scratched the back of his head, color flushing his cheeks. “Long time no see,” He said lamely.

“Who’s fault is that?” Betty grit. She pulled her cardigan taught over her shoulders. She couldn’t help but notice Archie’s hair was longer than it was last time she saw him.

He winced. “How long has it been? Six, seven years?”

Betty swallowed hard. “It was another lifetime.” She spotted her purse on the counter, snatched it and turned away from Archie, exiting the apartment.

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