the signs as shit my english teacher has said

aries: if you start you essay with “In the book The Great Gatsby…” im gonna throw you out that window 

taurus: elvish looks nothing like that

gemini: when we get back, you’re playing the trumpet or I’m failing you

cancer: oh I forget this class doesn’t get irony

leo: I’m definitely lawful good, c’mon, have you met me?

virgo: you guys know what raisins are right?

libra: *uses the word ‘artifice’ 13 times in 3 sentences* 

scorpio: “Jesus Christ” Just Jonathan will do, thanks

sagittarius: I wonder if [Ryan Ross]’s an asshole

capricorn: I respect any song that has heavy breathing as a bass line

aquarius: I fucking hate sublime, like we get it. you smoked weed once and it was cool

pisces: Hamlet’s long, but he’s worth it


New (OLD) photos of Zacky (and the boys) in Europe. Man seeing Jimmy in photos and videos made me tear up.

an open letter to cishet white christians

how the characters of the bible are portrayed matter
portraying jesus and the israelites as brown semitic people matters
portraying zipporah and simon of cyrene as black matters
portraying david and jonathan as gay matters
this is something i’ve noticed in films and shows and pictures so much and i realize for a straight white person it seems nonsensical when people get so upset over these characters not being represented this way in media, but for people who are semitic, or are black, or are gay, IT MATTERS.
it matters because these characters are the only representation we have in a book that we consider to be the holy word of God
it matters because when you say “oh it’s okay to portray them this way” you aren’t engaging in historical or textual debate of whether these characters “really were” any of these traits. you’re telling us “yeah it’s possible they were minorities. but i’d rather they weren’t.”
believe me, i understand it’s such a microaggression and i understand you don’t mean it, but IT STILL MATTERS.


that’s one easter egg: m. shadows talking to disturbed about getting buttnaked in front of the camera for seize the day