first week of school: I am young, scrappy and hungry and I’m not throwing away my shot!

second week of school: I imagined death so much it feels more like a memory

For the nights you feel like having a Broadway marathon (Part 2)...

Heathers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wADmIGvpOs
Into The Woods (Original cast members-1987)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP8fw_LhOOg
Matilda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiEzBgyn8L8
Hamilton Act 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpjWMBC0eDs
Hamilton Act 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExpN570RY60
Finding Neverland (Original Cast) Part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NadhmTC6wo
Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd3o4Il-D14
Part 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsirj2yp45s
Part 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNmwmCAvdwM
Part 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GakHSp8teI
Falsettos Act 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hanPzYiSqE8
Falsettos Act 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmoipyKY6eU
Amélie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ3UzFBMr24&t=1033s
Newsies (Original Cast)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=029D0LtYLTE
Aladdin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxL6aaaOEQQ&t=6234s
Peter Pan (Cathy Rigby)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCGmFfHc2XQ
Waitress Act 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC-LNRkMtY8
Waitress Act 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRL1L0N8mBQ
Sister Act
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eidFj2fw98s
Bring It On
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdSd7Me4qU8
Chicago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVjVFqBkCqU
Catch Me If You Can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPuCJTiyN7g
Memphis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkWr8Py-RU4
A Chorus Line (2006 Revival)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP8syH_cjMo
Spamalot Part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83o9wBO6XBQ
Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhBUUcxDuKU
Part 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC73CPwdjpc
Part 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC73CPwdjpc
Part 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsUOlzw0cso
Part 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsUOlzw0cso
Part 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGELQN2fB7I
Part 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPQp53MCy9Q
Part 9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-FBXxfJ66Y
Part 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm2NksMFD44
Part 11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNMLkIFRG-c
Part 12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtTYZT8Snxw

Description of Broadway's  guys voices
  • Leslie Odom Jr.: A red velvet cupcake fresh out of the oven with cream cheese frosting in the middle
  • Lin-Manuel Miranda: That Dragon’s Egg Bath Bomb that just explodes with color when you drop it in the bath water
  • Daveed Diggs: Tap dancing. Just tap dancing but also rapping at the same time
  • Michael Arden: Butterflies in your stomach that are so strong you want to pull a Julie Andrews and start spinning happily in a circle
  • Andy Mientus: Fuzzy socks and hot chocolate by a warm fire with tons of blankets while having a Disney movie marathon
  • Aaron Tveit: The cold side of your pillow that feels oh-so-good in the middle of the night
  • Jeremy Jordan: Dressing in a cute outfit and strutting around while everyone is checking you out and you KNOW you look hot AF
  • Ben Platt: To take a bath with relaxing music and suddenly felt the heat in your body and your cheeks blushing
  • Darren Criss: When you adopt a new puppy, who has been living on the street starving, and now all you wanna do is wrap him in a blanket, cuddle and give him love
  • Jonathan Groff: That one commercial for Coca Cola that they play at Christmas Time that makes everyone laugh,smile, and cry
  • Alex Boniello: When you’re home alone and put on full concert mode very loudly with light, fume and special effects all over the room

Everything about this gif is glorious. George just sassily trotting up and tossing the papers and just marching away. The extra flailing across the front. Jefferson skipping around and flinging more paper. Madison just calmly walking to the right. The two extras just getting d o w n in the back. The guys awkwardly carrying the bench in at the end. The ones rolling around on the floor and catching the papers. And Hamilton being in the midst of it all just looking exasperated. Beautiful.

Alex- Phillip, your mother can’t take another heartbreak.

Me- *sobbing and holding my ten dollar bills to my chest* Neither can I, the fuck.

My Impressions of Male Broadway Stars

Andrew Rannells: The Pretty Boy™

Jonathan Groff: Cute. Ray of sunshine.

Lin-Manuel Miranda: An excited puppy. Also a ray of sunshine. Must be protected at all costs.

Corey Cott: dashingly handsome. 

Jesse Tyler Ferguson: ginger dad.

Jeremy Jordan: jawline

Ben Platt: Sweet Pup. A literal Bean, everyone loves him.

Mike Faist: a shaggy dog. 

Aaron Tveit: hot damn. his thighs make me w e a k

Chris Jackson: An Actual Dad and the Sweetest Guy Ever.

Leslie Odom Jr.: very classy, velvet voice that makes me feel things.

Christian Borle: Daddy. (have you seen his arms)

8

“Motive means opportunity. The three pilars of criminal investigation for the last century. But it’s 1977, and suddenly motive is elusive. What, why, who. What happened? Why did it happen that way? Which should lead to Who did it? The question is not only why did the killer do it, but why did the killer do it this way?” —Mindhunter, S01E01.

General musical descriptions

Dear Evan Hansen: Ben Platt looking into the audience with a sad expression for like 2 ½ hours

(bla bla bla) Great Comet of 1812: simple plot surrounded by a kinda easy plot surrounded by a lot of other crap (but still somehow managed to be amazing)

Hamilton: over hype: the musical

Falsettos: oh the GAYNESS of it all

Charlie and the chocolate factory: we say we’re family friendly but we also show a child getting ripped in half. (Very underrated)

Sunset Blvd: it’s like a really fucked up beauty and the beast.

Phantom of the Opera: sInG oNcE aGaIn WiTh Me OuR sTrAnGe DuEt

Cats: a two hour tourist trap

School of Rock: talented children+ Alex Brightman + Sierra Bogess= a show I wanna see!!

Something rotten: Shakespeare was a prick

Come from away: WELCOME TO THE ROCK

Spring Awakening: don’t have sex: or you’ll get pregnant, and die

Wicked: you already know

Heathers: it’s like if Caty just fucking KILLED REGINA.

Carrie: rated R Matilda

Matilda: R E V O L T I N G C H I L D R E N

Once on this island: Moana?

Sweeney Todd: Worst. Haircut. Ever.

Newsies: boys jumping for 2 hours

Book of Mormon: Repress your emotions woooo!!!!

Waitress: sad and pregnant + pie!!!

(these are jokes I love all of these)



Edit: someone posted it on their Instagram and had an issue with the falsettos one and let me just say, I LOVE falsettos. I think it’s incredibly complex and deep and so much more then just a gay musical. The falsettos part, and all of these in general, are just stupid, funny descriptions and not meant to be taken seriously and don’t showcase any musical in it’s entirety.