jonathan fitz

How fictional men flirt
  • Luke Cage: Wanna get some coffee?
  • Steve Rogers: *same as Luke because apparently, coffee is the universal term for getting it on*
  • Leo Fitz: *compares sex to a black hole and says that she's more beautiful than a robot*
  • pre-Daredevil Matt Murdock: You're bored, I'm bored, let's go have some irresponsible fun.
  • post-Daredevil Matt Murdock: Let's just stand here in the rain and get you super wet so I can get a look at you. That came out wrong.
  • Mike Wheeler: *super awkward* You wanna go to the Snow Ball with me?
  • Jonathan Byers: LET'S GO MONSTER HUNTING BECAUSE MY BROTHER IS MISSING!
  • Jim Hopper: You were right. You were right all along. *insert what that problem was here*
  • King Ezekiel: *casually shows up at your place with his pet tiger and a pomegranate*
  • Rick Grimes: Here's some breath mints because we ran out of toothpaste.
  • Anakin Skywalker: I hate sand, it gets everywhere.
  • Robb Stark: Girl, I'd break my vows and ruin the war effort for you.
  • Jon Snow: Girl, I'd break my vows and turn away from the Night's Watch for you (jk, crows before hoes)
  • (EDIT!)
  • FN-2187/Finn: *panics* DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
  • Kylo Ren: GO ON A DATE WITH ME *smashes furniture*
  • Carl Grimes: Hey girl, wanna read some comics with me?