jonah ryan

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The Jonad Files: 

J-Rock, Jizzy Gillespie, Jack and the Giant Jackoff, Gaylien, Tinker Balls, Wadzilla, One Erection, The Pointless Giant, The 60-Foot Virgin, Jimpanzee, Jonah Ono, Hagrid’s Nutsack, Scrotum Pole, Transgenderformers, 12 Years a Slave to Jerking Off, Benedict Cum-in-his-own-hand, Guyscraper, The Cloud Botherer, Supercalifragilisticexpialidickcheese, Teenage Mutant Ninja Asshole, Spewbacca

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Do you recall a document shared on the J-drive titled the Jonad Files? Uh, no. In fact, Mr. Egan, I was told that you encouraged staffers to add to this glossary of abuse. I do not at this moment in time recall the action nor the document in question. Okay, maybe this will jog your memory. We have some extracts.