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140,000 people have signed a petition for Jon Stewart to host a presidential debate 

“Jon Stewart is more than qualified to tackle the moderating job,” the petition reads. “Over the last 16 years, Jon Stewart has played an influential and iconic role in covering U.S. politics and media. We believe he should continue that tradition as a moderator at one of the 2016 Presidential Debates." While it may seem like a long shot, a grassroots petition to the Commission on Presidential Debates worked in 2012.

So a fictitious man named Deez Nuts is polling at 9% in North Carolina while the leader in polling, Donald Trump, has no diplomatic skills and what seems like a badly photoshopped hair piece

A street artist named Banksy has opened a theme park, Greece created a kick starter for its entire economy and Jon Stewart’s plan for retirement is apparently to hit people in the nuts with chairs on the WWE

Petition to rename August 2015 to the month the Onion articles came true anyone?