jon stewart syria

Oooh, it was so anticipated! It was the iPhone 6 of wars: It’s expensive, a little bigger, a little more unwieldy than you thought it was gonna be, (and) it’s gonna be at least a two-year commitment.
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JON STEWART, responding to a CNN anchor excitedly saying “we’ve been anticipating” U.S. air strikes on ISIS “for weeks,” on The Daily Show.

Heh.