jon benjamin has a tour

So I went to the Jon Benjamin Show tonight at Schubas here in Chicago

and I laughed so hard at points I was crying.

yes, it was rude, crude, and completely inappropriate at points but wtfever. 

Comedy isn’t Comedy if it doesn’t offend someone somewhere.

Also, I closed my eyes at some parts and just pretended it was Sterling Archer talking to me. Yes, I am a crazy ( and sorta buzzed ) fangirl. stfu.

Okay. Now to find food since apparently EVERY SINGLE FAST FOOD PLACE between Schubas and My house fucking closes at 9pm. I mean jesus fuck I know it’s a Wednesday but goddamn some people work late.