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I Bet You're Really Kinky - A Delena Fanfic

AU where Damon is a model and Elena is a writer and they meet at a coffee shop. (ooh, so ordinary)

For Za, because I haven’t written anything more of my Supernatural au and this is my peace offering. 

Warning: Language.

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Elena Gilbert stared at the laptop screen. She needed to get a start on the last chapter. She had planned to keep the ending happy but now, it just didn’t seem right. She wanted her protagonist to be happy (finally, she had already put him through enough shit in the past 400 pages, bless him) but she felt like whatever she thought of was unrealistic or just- just wrong.

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Hannah's Follow Forever!

I made my Follow Forever page! Here are the lucky winners:

anonymous asked:

support jomo fans everywhere by banishing jomogasms from flooding his tag. her dreams were inapp and shall not be tolerated. blocking is fine, but please alert all followers of this heathen. thank you, -klaroline fandom rep

Get over yourself, anon. What are you, 12?

If you think that post was perverted, then you obviously haven’t been on tumblr for more than an hour; we’re a bunch of women who prefer Klaus hot, wet and naked. I can only hope for a dream like that, and I commend her brain for bringing it to her. 

If I ever have one, I’ll be sure to go right on in to the Klaroline tag and tell you every vivid detail, gorgeous; right down to the number of thrust.

But thanks for stopping by.

I've been tagged.

Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make eleven new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know they’ve been tagged!

Tagged by: latenightcravingsfordelena AND klarolineandstelena

latenightcravingsfordelena:

1. Favorite Song/s at the moment?

Castle Of Glass - Linkin Park.

2. If you could met anyone alive or dead who would it be and why?

Ryan Follese of Hot Chelle Rae, because I’m sure that we would be a lovely couple.

3. Cappuccino or Mochaccino? none.

4. A place or country you would like to visit?

London, EUA and Uruguay.

5. Favorite piece of clothing? Jeans.

6. Which Disney princess is your favorite or can relate to the most? Mulan. I love her.

7. First couple you ever shipped? Meredith and Derek - Grey’s Anatomy.

8. Most played song on your Ipod? Lego House - Ed Sheeran.

9. Your happy place or escape now? and in the past? I’m happy right now.

10. A movie that made you cry or bawl your eyes out? PS: I love you.

11. Do you believe in ghosts? afterlife? supernatural stuff? Yeah, I do.

klarolineandstelena:

  1. Favourite song right now? Castle Of Glass - Linkin Park.
  2. Your OTP (choose one) and why you ship them? JUST ONE?? okay, this is hard because all of them have their special part. Delena… because I like the challenge of their relationship, and how difficult it is to admit, accept and surrender. And that shows how far love can go and change us.
  3. Favourite place in the world? HOME.
  4. Goals in life?  graduated from college. Travel the world.
  5. Top 5 TV shows? Grey’s Anatomy, The Vampire Diaries, Gossip Girl, Hart Of Dixie and Glee.
  6. Random fact about yourself- I really don’t know. Sorry…
  7. Favourite app (game)? none.
  8. What’s your biggest fear? losing people I love.
  9. How did you come to know about Tumblr? My lovely friend Ingrid show me this wonderful world.
  10. Are you happy with your life right now? SO HAPPY!!!
  11. If you got to meet your celebrity crush what would you tell them? (this will be fun lol) RYAN FOLLESE: HEY RYAN, I KNOW THAT YOU DON’T KNOW ME, BUT IF YOU TAKE THIS CHANCE, I’M SURE THAT YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH ME AND WE’LL BE SO HAPPY FOREVER!!! COME HERE, LET ME LOVE YOU THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, we are perfect for each other, we will make a lovely couple. *-* 


My questions → 
  1. What is your BIG dream?
  2. Top 5 TVD friendships.
  3. If you could be any character, who would you be and why?
  4. Which countries would you like to know?
  5. Do you have a crush for anyone? huh?
  6. What is your favorite movie?
  7. What is your favorite food?
  8. What is your least favorite character in TVD?
  9. If you could date any character of TVD, who would it be? and why?
  10. Who is your BFF?
  11. What do you think about my blog?

And my BOTM is: Piercely


Carmen’s blog is wonderful,you have Delena,you have Stelena,everything your heart desires is on this blog.Her edits/gifs are amazing and you can always make requests.She will always help you if you have any problem,so don’t be shy…go and talk to her and DON’T FORGET TO FOLLOW HER!!!


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alecljghtwood  asked:

YOU’RE IT! Rules are: copy this message to 10 other beautiful people/blogs who you think deserve this message! Keep the game going and make everyone feel beautiful <3 x

asdjfgkhjlk, thank you so so much! you too! :) love you!

I’d put this in peoples asks but I’ve reached my limit so i’ll just tag people on here. (although if i could i would tag everyone i follow!)