I don’t think I ever posted these! Originally they were going to be charms but I chickened out, so I made them stickers instead. I realized I didn’t know how to draw chibi’s so i went with fat babies instead lmao
I’m very tired and should not even be awake at this hour but here’s a handy dandy guide to pushing over each of the jojos
Jonathan: You will never manage to push this boy over, he’s sturdy as hell so if you even try he’ll just sort of stand there confused and ask what it is you’re doing. He’s too kind for his own good and doesn’t even realize you’re trying to shove him into the concrete.
Joseph: Not too hard to push, he usually won’t even notice you sneaking up behind him to topple him over. When he falls though it’s like watching a poorly acted scene from a sitcom complete with windmilling arms and him screaming.
Jotaro: A bit difficult to tip over, you’ll have to wait until he’s distracted and give it 110% of your strength to even manage, but when you do it’s very satisfying. He falls over like a loaded bookcase and all u can hear is the soft “oof” as the air leaves his lungs. You will have to run afterwards though because Star Platinum is coming for your ass.
Josuke: He’s not really all that hard to shove, and he has a fairly average fall, however he’s the most vengeful of the jojo’s once he’s been tipped. If the fall happened to mess with his hair, he’ll chase after you full speed until he can get in at least one good punch. Definitely not worth it.
Giorno: Easiest of them all to tip over, you don’t even need to put that much force into it to send this boy flying. He’ll take it fairly well, brushing himself off and treating it as though it didn’t bother him, but you should probably watch your back for the next few days.
Jolyne: Same with Josuke, very average fall and not too much force needed. If you do knock her over though she will be on your ass cussing up a storm. She won’t even use her stand for the beating you’re about to get, she’ll do it all with her own two fists.
Johnny: I mean why you’d want to push Johnny over is beyond me, but it’s not too hard, you just have to give the wheelchair a good push. Once he’s on the ground though he’s either gonna lay there stunned for a bit until someone helps or he’ll drag himself after you. Watch out cause this boy’s coming for your fucking ankles.
Gappy: Very unsatisfying, trying to push this boy over is like trying to pet a cat that doesn’t want it. His body will bend in ways that should not be humanly possible and even if you do succeed he doesn’t fall, he’ll just move with your hands until he’s doing a half limbo and you’re left looking like a fool.
JoJo part 1: Angry nice English boy fights angry not nice English boy
JoJo part 2: Aztecs meet Americans in fisticuffs over masks.
JoJo part 3: soon to be marine biologist beats up angry not nice English boy.
JoJo part 4: Marine biologist visits young uncle because of not nice English boy.
JoJo part 5: not nice English boy has son, gangsters ensue
JoJo part 6: Marine biologist’s daughter gets arrested
JoJo part 7: Jesus Christ inhibits the body of a crippled cowboy
JoJo part 8: Wannabe sailor has four testicles