jokes on college life

anyone else kinda terrified you’ll never be able to hold a job in the future because of your mental illness

I found out someone has been handing out uplifting potatoes on campus

Basically they’re writing encouraging notes for finals on them and leaving them in random locations for students to find and pass along. 

I admittedly love this???

But also

I feel like I have been challenged..

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I beat The Witcher 3 in one week. It is easily the best game I’ve ever played, believe it or not… Like, woah. Anyway, decided to draw some future!au Geralt concept (lmao, Mass Effect, basically). I took too long doing this, so just flats before my brain melts. : )

how to get in a good college

1. study hard
2. get good grades
3. oh, they’re bad?
4. wow, really bad
5. buy crowbar
6. get in good college
7. uh oh campus security saw you
8. ditch the crowbar
9. hide
10. Well…at least you’re in college now

ENFP: (to herself when arriving on campus) I’m going to park next to the car that looks exactly like mine. When they come out of classes, they’ll be like, “Yo, which car is mine? I can’t even tell. Our cars are twinsies! Mind blown.”

*gleefully skips to class waiting for the “joke” to kick in*

*after 5 hours of classes ENFP wanders out to the parking lot*

ENFP: (out loud but to herself) Why won’t my car unlock? I know I heard it beep. *pulls at handle several times* Why is my car alarm going off?! Crap! I can’t shut it off!

*looks around parking lot in desperation*

ENFP: (noticing her car) F@%*#!!! Son of a billy goat!!

*quickly jumps in car and drives away*