joker machine

howl, part 1

Pairing: The Joker (Leto) x Reader
Rating: M
Warnings: Graphic violence, mild torture, eventual unhealthy relationship
Words: 1500
Requested by: Anonymous
Summary: The Joker doesn’t mind spilling a little blood to get back what’s been stolen from him. Usually, he wouldn’t think twice about torturing a pretty young woman for information. But this time? This time will be different.

The saints can’t help me now, the ropes have been unbound
I hunt for you with bloodied feet across the hallowed ground

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I couldn’t take it anymore. I went for a ride in the rain. 






i love the idea of joker being thrust into bruce’s world, and not grasping how much money bruce has
like, joker is used to eating fast food and wearing dollar store makeup/elf/wet n wild, his whole aesthetic revolves around things that are cheaply made
and then he meets bruce, who is a billionaire, who could buy elf out if he wanted to, and both of them are in such shock at the other’s lives
joker sends bruce a picture of that mariah carey mac collection just to say “i like this product design” or smth and bruce just. assumes that means he wants it (or maybe. just wants to be nice it was a holiday collection) so he buys him a few of the lipsticks or some highlighter and joker is awestruck bc hes never spent more than $10 on a single product in his entire life


It’s Mad, Mad Love // The Joker x Harley Quinn // part. x
[ listen here ]

part. i Psychos In Love
part. ii Criminal Lovers 
part. iii Crazy Stupid Love
part. iv Love & Other Drugs
part. v Lovesick
part. vi Of Love And Shadows
part. vii My Killer, My Lover
part. viii Super Psycho Love 
part. ix Dangerous Love 
part. xi Demolition Lovers 
part. xii Damaged + Rotten 
part. xiii Murder Me, Love 
part. xiv Evil Lovers 


So I watched Suicide Squad this afternoon. It was a ridiculous shamble of a movie that was ridiculously fun. I don’t care that it didn’t make much sense. I enjoyed it, dammit (in spite of Jared Leto, not because of).

But I have a theory (spoilers under the readmore tag).

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