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Joker: “However, if you keep on having such a slack attitude like that, you won’t get accepted by my comrades, you know.”

Dea: “No, it can’t be possible. I am confident that I will be liked by everyone….After all, Father, you are an unsociable butler, aren’t you…But, I’m different. I will offer everyone an excellent service…Well, anyway, just give me that coffee beans you brought already. I will make everyone coffee as my greetings…”

Joker: “Wha–!? But, it’s my job to make everyone’s drink…”

Dea: “You ought to be prepared…Father. When it comes to a butler’s work, I will snatch it away from you mercilessly. From now on, I am really looking forward to it….”

I HAVE BEEN LIED TO THIS KID IS NOT 100% CINNAMON AT ALL HE IS JUST AS SINNAMON AS HIS DAD LMAO HE IS ON HIS WAY TO JOIN THE ARMY AND ROB HIS FATHER FROM HIS JOB ANYTIME AND APPARENTLY HE IS ALSO GOOD AT EMPTY HAND COMBAT HE DOESNT NEED TO BE PROTECTED AT ALL LMAO NOW THE HEAT COMPETITIVE VIBE IN THEIR SUPPORTS MADE MORE SENSE SUDDENLY
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You’re not my bat. My bat has wings of fleshhhh… skin between the fingerssss. You smell like feathers, little bird. No, you’re not a bat at all, are you? No, no no… Do you even know what Gotham means, little bird? Do you?! It means a safe place for goats! And do you know what preys on goats? Bats… The bat makes the goat sick. But every bat does this in its own way. And you, YOU’RE NOT MY BAT! So you can’t hurt me! Only he can hurt me. Only my sick, sick bat can!

Batman has Batmobile. Nightwing and Tim have their own cars at one point. Catwoman has Catillac and Joker has Jokermobile. Mr. Freeze has his ice truck/tank and Penguin has his giant ducky. Mad Hatter I think has a giant floating hat. Two-Face has two-toned porsche and Poison Ivy has giant plant. Damian built his own Batmobile, Batgirl has her purple bike. Are we really not going to make Gotham Cart a thing?
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Gotham Cart brainstorming

Unless of course everyone’s sick of the Batmobile in Arkham Knight

linnlovegood asked:

the leon fluff was perf so can you do joker or flannel to :>?

Of course! And thank you for the compliment. :) I think I might do this in second person.

Joker:

  • He’s such a tease. He often acts like you aren’t his wife in front of others, but drops suggestive hints. Usually his side comments make you choke on your water. He smirks and helps you regain composure.
  • Joker is a closet pervert. He can’t even deny it when you bring it up.
  • Even though you both love each other dearly, he still thinks of himself lesser than you. Must be a habit since he’s been a butler for so long.
  • You wish you could wake up to his sleeping face, but he always gets up earlier to make you coffee. But after you bring this up, the next day you see him staring at you affectionately besides you.
  • Joker’s hugs are the best.
  • Like Leon, he gets jealous easily. Although his actions when someone advances on you, he gets very, very defensive.
  • MORNING FOREHEAD KISSES AND “GOOD MORNING, LADY ___” WHAT A SLICK GUY

Flannel:

  • He considers you his highest treasure. He adores you, and often puts you on a high pedestal.
  • Your life is full of little “I love yous” from him from the day you both are married.
  • Sometimes, instead of kisses - it’s little licks on the cheek. He often forgets that you aren’t a Garou. But that doesn’t matter, he’s with the one he loves.
  • When he’s sleeping, he often latches onto you. Ex. His hand randomly pulls you towards him, you’re like his own personal pillow. Not like you mind much.
  • His favorite position to sleep with is you in his arms, against his chest.
  • Something you love about him, is that he’s constantly asking if he’s a good husband. You love how his ears twitch in excitement when you say yes.
  • He loves getting close to you. It’s not even a cuddle or snuggle at times, it’s just full on pressing bodies together and goofy grins.
  • He doesn’t mind when people flirt with you, because he knows you belong to him. But he makes sure to remind you every time it happens.