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Flirty Christian Yu

Request from Anonymous:  Hi! First of all, I love your account! Can I please request a Christian Yu scenario where Jay is the readers bestfriend & helps her make Christian jealous because he’s been ignoring her or spending more time with other female celebrities lately, please?! Sorry, if its really specific, I just love Jay & Christian!!

I hope you like it :D 

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You were sitting at AOMG’s office waiting for your boyfriend, Christian to finish his meeting with Jay. The two of them were discussing plans for a music video. You met Christian through Jay since Jay is one of your best friends. It didn’t take you long to fall head over heels for Christian. He is very charismatic and friendly. So sometimes that part of him flirts with other girls and he doesn’t even realise it. Most of the times it doesn’t bother you, but there are days when it does. Obviously. He’s your boyfriend and seeing him doing his harmless flirting makes your blood boil. Because let’s face, there are prettier girls out there. Who’s to say he won’t find someone better than you. 

“Babe, we won’t be too long. Jay is having a little trouble understanding my concept,” Christian said as he poked his head out of the room. You simply nodded and continued scrolling through your Instagram feed not before hearing Jay’s voice, “I’m not slow. Your boyfriend doesn’t understand my VISION”. 

One hour later and Jay emerged from the room. “Ah, what do you see in him besides his big arms, tattoos and that accent. He doesn’t get what I want”. You watched Jay sat down across from you, and putting his feet on the glass table. You asked, “what were you two having trouble about?” Jay sighed and took off him cap. “I want to shoot the mv in black and white but your boy wants to it in colour”. You laughed. They always argue about the silliest things. You asked Jay, “What is my boy doing in there, Jay?” He replied, “He’s on the phone with someone. A girl. I saw the contact photo. Should I be worried, [Y/N]?” You shook your head. “If I’m not worried, why should you?” But truthfully, you were. You had noticed over the past week or so, Christian has had many phone calls and messages from his female celebrity friends.

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“Is this dress too revealing, I feel like it is,” you asked Christian. The both of you were getting ready to an advanced screening of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 movie. You were wearing a purple maxi dress but it had a high slit so pretty much your left leg was exposed. “Nah, it’s not. It’s a movie premier so we’ll be sitting down for most of the night anyway. You’ll be fine,” Christian reassured you. The two of you then met up with the boys and girl from AOMG. “Wow [Y/N], your dress looks incomplete. They haven’t sewn it completely. You better return it,” Simon D joked. Jay then butt in, “Are you stupid? She’s obviously wearing that dress so Christian has things to do if the movie gets boring”. You hit both of them across the head. Hoody then did the same. 

When you arrived at the premiere there were many photographers and celebrities. Everyone looked stunning. Christian got out first and helped you after. Photographers had their cameras AOMG so camera flashes were coming at every angle. All of you went inside the venue and in the corner of your eye, you saw a group of female celebrities eyeing your boyfriend. His arms were around you so doesn’t that make it obvious he’s taken, you thought. After meeting and greeting most of the people there, everyone had to wait around before the movie started. During this time you saw Christian in a corner mingling with a female celebrity. You have seen her album covers around the city but you can’t remember her name. You sat down across from where they were standing. Christian then left her so you got up thinking he was looking at you but instead, he went over to the bar and said something to the bartender. The bartender then gave two glasses of white wine? champagne? You couldn’t tell but the liquid was translucent. He then went back to his ‘new female friend’. 

You continued to stared at them and tried to read their lips but you were no good at that. As you continued, you saw Christian had got his phone out and handed to her and it looked like she put her number in. Just then, the same group of females that you saw earlier approached him. Not only that, but after a few minutes of chatting, he passed his phone around to his newly found friends. 

“I asked you before and I’ll ask again, what do you see in him?” You looked over and saw Jay sitting next to you. He had noticed you staring at your boyfriend. “Shush you. You introduced him to me remember?” “Yeah, but he wasn’t asking a million girls to put their numbers in their phone before”. “It’s probably nothing,” you say. “They are just probably asking if he’s interested in being the director for their next song or something.” Jay repeated you last two words, “or something.” You turned to Jay and he noticed your eyes are watery and your nostrils are flared open. “Let’s do something fun to get back at him instead of sitting here looking at we are about to assassinate him.” You smiled, “What do you propose we do, Park?” He got up and held out his hand. You took it and followed him to the bar. Jay choose seats that were directly in Christian’s point of view. “What are we doing, Jay?” “Follow my lead,” Jay insisted. 

Jay ordered drinks for the two of you and every now and then, Jay would pull his chair closer to you and was now only inches away from you. “Jay, what are you doing, you’re squishing me towards the wall. Move back a bit.” Jay looked at you, “let’s make your boyfriend see what he is missing out of. Put your hand on my knee, [Y/N]”. “So we are trying to make him jealous?” you asked. “Duh. C’mon put your hand on my knee.” You did just that and Jay leaned into your ears and whispered, “pretend to look over but don’t look directly at him and see if he’s looking”. Again, you did just that. Christian was definitely looking at the two of you and he didn’t look too amused. 

Jay pulled back and you nodded you head, then Jay showcased one of his winks directly at you. Surely Christian saw that. You then moved your hand to brush through Jay’s hair. “Aw it’s so soft and fluffy,” you laughed. “Hey, don’t mess with it, I spent hours trying to style it,” Jay told you. “You laughed again, “you know, I half expected it to be all greasy. Are you trying to pick up someone tonight?” Jay shook his head, “I’m just here for the free drinks and food. Oh and the ahem movie.” He looked at the cameras and winked into it. “Why are you doing that? You’re so lame, Park”. 

The two of you were talking about the upcoming AOMG tour and Jay’s hand was on yours. “Is this too much, Jay? Should we stop?” you asked. “We’ll stop when he comes over”. He then pulled your chair facing him so that your legs were between his. The two of you continued to talk and you lost track of time. You didn’t even notice Jay’s hand was your bare thigh. “Ok Park, that’s far enough”. Jay apologise and ordered two more drinks. When the drinks were set down, Christian came over. “Hey, what you two talking about?” he asked as he pulled another chair and put in the middle between Jay and yourself. Jay leaned back and smirked at him. You just gave Jay your ‘stop it’ look. 

“We were just talking, that’s all,” you answered Christian’s question. Just then, one of female celebrities came and stood next to Christian. Her hand rested on his shoulders. You looked at him and he glared back you. Jay noticed then he quickly took your hand and pulled you up from your seat. “Let’s get out of here, [Y/N]”. You were lost for words. Christian would just sit there and do nothing? 

You sat on the steps and Jay had given his your jacket to cover your legs. He sat down and put his arms around you and you rested your head on his shoulders. Both of you sat in silence, before you hear Christian’s voice, “[Y/N]! Come inside, the movie is about to start”. You ignored him. 

“Babe, c’mon”. Christian was now standing in front of you, just a few steps down and Jay’s arms were still around you. “I thought you were too busy for me, Christian. Why don’t you ask your newly found girl friends to keep you company?” Christian was taken aback, “What do you mean my new girl friends?” “She meant the ones surrounding you before or specifically the one with the hand on your shoulders,” Jay retorted back. “Are you being serious?”, Christian asked, “Is that why you have been playing handsy and footsy with him all night long? Are you jealous and can I not talk to other females?” You laughed, “You can talk with all the females in the whole freaking world for all I care. But you’re always flirting with them and they might get the wrong idea. And that girl who put her hand on your shoulders. Why didn’t you do anything?” Christian was now looking back and forth at you and Jay. “It’s because I saw how the two of were acting and plus his hands were on your thighs. That’s way more intimate.”

“So you’re jealous that [Y/N] is with another guy?” Jay asked. “Of course, but when the other guy is you, I’m super worried,” Christian said, “because you two have known each for so long. [Y/N] is beautiful and Jay, you’re alright so I don’t know, maybe you two might fall for each other or something. And I don’t want to lose [Y/N]”. You smiled at Christian. “I don’t want to lose you too babe, and I’m sorry for making you jealous. And don’t you worry, Jay isn’t my type so it’s never going to happen. I know too much of his bad habits that I’ve put off by him”. Christian laughed and bent down to kiss you, “And I’m sorry too”. You gave back Jay his jacket and stood up. “Shall we going inside, babe?” 

“Hey I made whatever it is you two have happen so don’t bad mouth me, [Y/N].” Jay uttered, “and Christian, I’m just ‘alright’? Surely I’m on the same level of attractiveness as [Y/N]? Both Christian and you laughed at him. “If you could rock my girlfriend’s dress then I might change my mind, Jay”. 

Opposites Attract

Originally posted by worldmagiiic

“How is the most beautiful girl in all the world?” Kiseok smirked knowing you would overreact for the simplest things.

You blushed hearing the compliment. It wasn’t the first time he had told you this but it never failed to get a reaction out of you. “Who are you talking to” you covered your cheeks with your hands trying to avoid him.

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I Don’t Disappoint [M]

Originally posted by jayfatuasian

pls don’t hate me. i tried my best.

Jay was greeted by the scent of his girlfriend cooking as he entered his kitchen. He had promised you he would be home by 6 but Hyunjung’s had a few worries about her new album and so Sunghwa and Jay decided to stay back helping their newest member; more to calm her nerves than anything. Jay smiled once he saw you only clad in an oversize wife beater. He could see the side of your boobs from how low the curved of the sleeve fell. He bit his lower lips knowing you were not wearing a bra.

You glanced to look at him and returned back to cooking as if his return didn’t surprise you.

You had one hand on your hips and the other holding a spatula as you stirred the chicken in the pan. You were not the greatest cook but you could manage a few dishes without burning it and especially if its healthy food. You were never good with frying anything with oil and you have a scar just above your thumb to prove it. “Hello,” he called out from the doorway of his kitchen.

You only hummed out in reply and turned to flash him a quick smile.

“Is there a panty underneath that or have you discarded the idea of wearing anything underneath a shirt?” he continued on leaning against the doorway with a smirk beautifully carving his lips.

You tried to suppress a grin and managed to fake a small smile. “I’m not wearing a shirt.”

“You’re barely wearing anything.”

“Are you complaining?” you turned your head, perking an eyebrow at him.

Your eyes followed his tongue as it moisturizes his pink lips. You could see his eyes tracing the outline of your figure and you purposely stood up straighter pushing your lower body outwards as you leaned to take a whiff of the scent of your cooking. “Does it smell good?” he asked and you inhaled in the familiar scent of your black paper grilled chicken.

“Uh-huh.” You answered seeing he walked towards you.

“It smell better than it looks at least.” He snickered as you pointed your spatula at him threateningly and he quickly held his hands up in surrender.

“You better be careful Park. You’re late.” You waved the spatula in front of his face and his eyes followed its movement making you smile accordingly. He puts down his hands once you returned back to cooking, throwing in a few cherry tomatoes into the pan. He leaned against the counter with his palms holding him up at his sides.

“You haven’t answer my questions.” He added once the only sound in the room was the sizzling sound of the chicken you’re cooking.

“I’m wearing underwear.” You answered nonchalantly and cursed when you accidentally knocked the packed of tomatoes when you reached for the bottle of herbs. Jay let out a small laugh at how clumsy you were and you sent him a glare before kneeling down to pick up the tomatoes, but of course you had to put the accident to your advantage. You took your time kneeling down making sure that Jay’s eyes were focused on your ass. You could feel the material of your wife beater moving upwards and Jay laughed knowing your intentions. “Wait, hold up let me take a picture.”

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and her name is…

Clarissa Wayne!

age: 16

Likes: books, animals, medieval era, musicals, pizza, watch old school movies with her father and grandpa, video games, big t-shirts and combat boots, instrumental music, holydays in uncle Richard’s house, uncle Tim’s coffee, uncle Jay gifts, meditate with her mother…

Dislikes: comedy movies, chocolate, high heels, fancy parties, parties in general, her father calling her by her full name cuz that means she’s in trouble, uncle Jay terrible jokes, her cousin Mar’i trying to play as cupid for her…

And that’s my addition to the batfam

any more headcanons for her? 

anonymous asked:

Our Beyoncé, who art in Beyven, hallowed be thy thiccums. Thy Beydom come, thy will be slayed, on Earth as it is in Beyven. Give us this day our daily insta posts, and forgive us our Jay Z jokes, as we also have forgiven his lying cheating no good two timing ass (but not really). And while leading us into Formation, deliver us from Steven Universe stans. Amen 🙏😔

This has me HOWLING. Anon you are SO CREATIVE PLS

Valentine’s Proposal (Jay Park Smut)

Originally posted by clubeskimo

Requested

Admin: Nari

Genre: Smut (soft/vanilla), fluff

POV: First (male x female)

A/N: I know it’s long past Valentine’s Day, but this was a request and there was no reason for me to turn it down. Also, I’m not amazing at romance, so if it’s terrible then oops.

Wearing a short red dress and black heels, I walked into the dining room. I was desperately trying to not stumble, even though my ankles were already killing me and I rarely wore heels. On the dining table, there were two glasses of champagne, a box of variety chocolates, and a flower bouquet. I nearly jumped when I felt two muscular arms wrap around my waist and a pair of plush, heavenly full lips press against my shoulders.

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anonymous asked:

Give us your best Cole headcanons

anon do you have any idea what you’ve done. I hope you’re prepared for how many of these there are

  • he’s left handed
  • you think he’d Pump The Iron™ to get relieve stress but he actually goes for a long run
  • he’s always torn between “I consume nothing but protein shakes and chicken salads” and “I just downed a litre of dr pepper and I have a pizza in the oven and I’m going to eat the entire thing myself”
  • Cole says he can’t sing or dance but no one will ever convince me of that. He wouldn’t have been able to get into the Marty Oppenheimer if he couldn’t, so while he may not enjoy it he’s real frickin super talented at it
  • he is actually blind without glasses but won’t wear them so he wears contacts instead.
    • literally he got up to get a snack in the night but in his sleepy haze tripped over a table and almost broke the whole bounty. Lloyd came running through with both katanas and then tripped over the same table. Don’t scare him like that Cole.
    • he’s one of those guys who will literally always sit on his glasses. He can put them down for 0.56 seconds and still sit on them anyway, honestly it’s a talent how does he do it
    • “Cole for the love of all that is good in this world will you just wear your glasses” “I just can’t bear to look at you so get a new face and I’ll consider it”
  • Jay: I can’t believe Cole is dead
    Cole: I’m not dead!!
    Lloyd: Hey Cole can you help me with-
    Cole: I’m sorry Lloyd but unfortunately :// I am dead ://
    • when Cole was a ghost every time he walked into the room Jay would play the spooky scary skeletons song
    • in all seriousness he still has PTSD from being a ghost, he doesn’t entirely trust that water won’t kill him or at least hurt him, especially cause he still has his green scar, so he tries to avoid it as much as he can. He still flinches when something or someone touches him sometimes because he’s not used to it
    • when he figured out how to use his ghost body the first thing he did was visit his dad and hugged him for like 3 hours solid
    • honestly I have so many angsty ghost headcanons but I won’t do that to my boy I love him too much
  • he is everyone’s vent buddy. People go to Zane if they have a problem they need help with, but Cole is always the one they’ll go to if they have stuff they just wanna get off their chest
  • you hear it all the time but Jay is his best friend, he would do anything for him even if he calls him a loser or threatens to Spartan kick him over the side of the bounty.
    • they can communicate using only the word ‘bro’
    • Jay: hey Cole what do you think of this-
      Cole: *slaps him across the face* TAG, YOU’RE IT *runs away*
      Jay: ……….. nO I WAS AT BASE THAT’S NOT FAIR
    • This video: Jay is the one that walks into the lamppost and Cole is the one that’s like “yo that’s my bRO”
    • Jay when he can’t wake up Wu: WU’S BEEN FOUND DEAD IN THE BOUNTY
      Cole: *jumps up* IS HE OK 
      Jay: HE’S ALRIGHT BUT HE’S DEAD
  • so Cole has really thick hair and one time it’s just so hot and he gets so mad that mid battle he marches into a hairdressers and shaves his head. He accidentally goes too far and regrets it afterwards when Jay keels over on the floor from laughing and all he can make out is the word “SHINY”
  • “watch me do a backflip” *falls on his face and almost breaks his neck*
  • one time Kai walks in on Cole laying sprawled out on the floor and he’s just like damn it Cole what is it now, and Cole just whispers “I dropped my steak pie” as a single tear rolls down his face
  • “do you think pigeons have feelings”
  • the boyo stress eats:
    • I know he was a ghost but when they were in Kryptarium but he literally ate an entire cake filled with tools that were supposed to break them out. He’s a stress eater. He has no idea what or how much he’s eating just as long as he eats!!! me too babe
  • OK so he loves musicals. He loves them. Les Mis is his fave. He made Zane learn all the songs and he’s not sorry
    • Cole as Zane walks past his room: Valjean, at last, we see each other plain, Monsieur, le mayor, you’ll wear a different chain
      Zane: *sighs* bEFORE YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD, JAVERT
    • no but seriously he loves it, the only thing he was happy to do at school involving arts was the Les Mis musical, he played Gavroche.
    • on the way to the dark island to face Garmadon, Cole was stood at the front of the bounty singing ‘Stars‘ and everyone was like Cole pls, but by the end they were all stood with him singing it as loud as they could
    • one time they had a really close call in battle and Cole nearly died, and Zane was holding him so Cole tried to lighten the mood by singing a little fall of rain and Zane was like no stop that stop it right now. When Zane died he couldn’t listen to the song anymore.
    • “Cole you’re on the rota for cleaning the bounty today” *sigh* “… there is a castle on a cloud… I like to go there in my sleep… aren’t any floors for me to sweep… not in my castle on a cloud”
  • He gets himself involved in stupid bets with Kai involving fire or hot things that Kai will obviously win but Kai dared him too and he’ll be damned if he lets Kai think he’s gonna back out of a dare
    • Kai: Cole I dare you to eat that jar of chillies
      Cole: Kai no I’m not doing this again
      Kai: I bet you $50 I can eat more than you
      Cole: …. Goodbye taste buds I’m so sorry
    • Kai: Cole I dare you to put that flame out with your bare hands
      Cole: n-
      Kai: I double triple quadruple dare you nO TAKE BACKSIES
      Cole: DAMN IT KAI
  • Cole gets him back though
  • when they first became a ninja gang Cole seemed quite serious to the rest of them, but he’s basically a walking pun. They way he delivers them make them the best puns ever. Doesn’t matter if Cole and Jay say the exact same thing, Cole’s is funnier. Cole would only make jokes in front of Jay though and it would drive him crazy because no one would believe him.
    • they suss him out when Kai makes a joke about “you wanna know how I got these scars” and Cole dead face goes “maybe he was born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline” and Jay shrieks because finally his secret is out
  • have I ever mentioned that Cole is gay
    • “Cole I need your help” “I can’t I’m gay” “first you were dead and now you’re gay. The hell Cole, I think I preferred ‘I’m dead’ better” “first of all screw you I was actually dead, and second of all screw you even more I’ve always been gay”
    • he’s the type of guy to say “no homo but I would literally steal all the stars in the sky for you and I dream about waking up next to you for the rest of my life and you make me so happy I can’t even breathe sometimes and every time I think about you I smile and I’m so lucky to have you in my life. No homo though just bros.”
    • “sunrise exercise is homophobic.” “???” “I’m gay and it’s offending me”
    • once he looked his boyfriend in the eyes who he’d been dating for 3 years and went “babe… Uh, I hope this doesn’t change anything but… I’m gay ://” and he’s like “Cole we were literally making out 4 seconds ago why do you do these things”
    • Kai goes to Cole about fashion advice one time. Never again
    •  “Oh typical, ask the gay guy about fashion. Not all gay guys are good at fashion, Kai.” “Jeez dude you told me you knew what you were talking about-” “Oh no I have a fantastic fashion sense. Those shoes are ugly and if you want the green in your eyes to stand out, wear something red. Like you usually do. Honestly I don’t know what you’re doing trying to change it up.”
  • Remember in season one when they all used the anchor of the bounty to drop to the ground where Lloyd and Pythor were at Darkley’s school? And it was like the least stealthy thing ever and Cole said “let’s agree to never do that again”? Well they do it again. Like, all the time. It becomes a competition as to who can get flung down faster. Every time Cole does it, he sings “chandelier”.
  • Jay is trying to teach Zane flirting™ and he’s just like “I don’t see the appeal” so Jay makes Cole come over and use a pick up line on Zane and he short circuits. He swears it was just a coincidence.

honestly I have so many more but this is long enough and I could talk about him for years

Ask me ninjago headcanons!

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“No no, it’s OK… but uh… tbh… i don’t remember much about who i was back then… all i know for sure (i think) is that i used to have a normal face and a relatively normal life…. That is untill the very last bit when i think i joined some kind of gang of unnamed criminals called the “RedHoods” but… heh.. even then I’m not sure what it was all about or how long i was a part of it, all i know is that it didn’t end well for me”

Secret - Jay Park scenario (requested, fluffy)

Originally posted by jayparkisagod


@leyarren said:  Then can I request when you cheer him up after a fight with loco, and you push him to excuse himself into aomg he does it and that’s when everybody tells you that you should date and may confesses to them that you were dating and it was the reason why he fought with loco is that he knew it when he saw you kidding quickly xD and wanted to tell the others so it came to the now where Simon teases the hall out of you both since he is your bff with gray😂😂😂

- FINALLY I FINISHED IT! I hope you enjooooy my love and have fun! Hope you like it! HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

Word count: 913
Genre: fluffy
Members: Jay Park x You


“I wonder does Y/N even like, you know like you.“ Loco laughs as he leans back on the couch.

Jay’s eyes just stared at him, he was annoyed.
You sat on a chair, next to you Gray and Simon. All of you were hanging out in AOMG studio.
Something in you knew that Loco saw Jay and you kiss in front of the building the other day. Actually that he saw and told everyone and is now doing this on purpose just to piss off Jay.
You were fine with that, actually found it funny when he teased Jay. It was matter of time where you guys should come out in public. Dating in a secret for a couple of months been hard for you two.
It is amazing and great, just the hard part is keeping it in private and secret.

“Like look at you, getting old.” Loco pokes his arm and Jay takes a deep breath
You chuckle a bit and just Jay’s look could tell you everything so you stopped laughing.

“Loco you talking shit and you don’t have a girlfriend yourself”
“Ohhhhhhh” Simon and Gray said
“You telling me that and you haven’t had a girlfriend in 10 to 15 years at least” Loco laughs pointing at him

Jay was getting mad.
“Fuck you Loco. Get you little boy ass out of here” he points at the door
“Jay…” you said
“No like what the fuck. Since when is everyone picking on me-“
“You can’t take a joke Jay man” Simon cuts him off

Jay gets up and storms out of the studio to his office. You sigh and look at the boys.
“Excusee me” you said and walked out to Jay’s office

He sat in his chair, his legs on the desk.

“What?” he spreads his arms
“Why are you like this?” you smiled and walked over to him
“He’s just getting on my fucking nerves”
“Why do you even care? He’s just teasing you” you said
“Ugh I don’t know. Just everything he said-“
“I think you should apologize for ending up that rude-“
“RUDE?!” Jay raises his eyebrows and stands up and you sit down on the edge of his table
“He started it!” he points

You put your hands on his waist and pull him towards you.
“Jay, come on.” You look at him
“I think we both know why is he doing that”
“He saw us, didn’t he?” he spoke
“Yeah, and I think we should not hide it no more” you spoke as your hands travel on his chest, down on his stomach…
Jay smiled a bit, licking his lips.
“Yeah I guess so”

Jay cups your face and leans down to kiss you. Right away his tongue swipes over your lower lip asking for entrance. You let him in and two of you start to make out. His hands slide down your waist, on your hip. Move back on your thighs, as he slowly goes up and down.
His hand starts to move up, under your skirt, but then you place your hand on his.
“We can’t…” you pull away whispering
“Right” he spoke and two of you moved away from each other

“Now you go apologize to Loco” you spoke and he just takes a breath and nods his head.

Soon after you two walk into the stupid, Simon, Gray and Loco looking at two of you.
“Loco I’m sorry for yelling… Being an asshole” he said and sits down on the couch
“It’s okay man.”

Simon and Gray look at each other then back at you.
“Y/N you actually convinced him to apologize to Loco?” Gray said
“Yeah” you smiled
“Wow… I mean we saw so many times you being there for Jay and just being nice and supportive. He needs someone like that in his life.” Gray smiled at you and then looked at Jay
“Two of you would look good together, personally” he added putting his hand on his chest

Jay and you look at each other for a moment. You saw in Jay’s eyes telling you “Say it”. He nods slowly his head and looks away.
“Well ummm… The thing is…” you laugh nervously
“Jay and I are dating really.” You added and watched everyone’s reactions

They were either shook or they knew it.
Loco smiled
“I KNEW IT SEE?! I KNEWWW IT” he raises his hands in the air

“Oh my Jay and you, actually….” Simon points at two of you and starts to laugh
“AWWWWWWWWW” Gray smiled
“Oh my God…” Jay puts his hands over his face

“Does he call you babyyy come here”
“Goodmorningg babe”

Simon and Gray started to tease a lot.

“Wait. But for how long?” Loco said
“Two… And half months?” you look at Jay and he nods his head
“Oh they fucked for sure” Gray laugh out loud
“Guys come on” Jay laughs embarrassed
“Aww he’s blushinnnn” Simon and Gray said and everyone laughs

Jay licks his lips and smiles.
“Come on I wanna see you kiss” Loco said and Jay and you look at each other
“Ahh no no” Jay laughs
“Do it, do it, do it” all three of them started

Jay looks at you and you smiled. Two of you lean in. Jay gives you a peck on the lips.
“What the hell was that?”
“Oh my God”
I can’t believe”
“I thought some fire will be”
“Guys. Chill” Jay laughed and threw his arm around you.

Popular jokes starring TLNM

Chen the cheerleader: You’re ugly
Lloyd: Excuse me, but I’m not a mirror

Jay: I love you with all my butt. I should say heart, but my butt is bigger
Nya: Jay r u feeling ok? :\ 

teacher: *calls on Kai* 5 x 3x=60, find the x
Kai: it’s right here -_- *circles x*

Zane: I tried to be funny
Cole: *facepalm*
Zane: a cop pulled me and my mom over. He said, “Papers.” So I said “scissors, I win,” and drove off. Laugh out loud. Laugh out loud.
Kai: wut the….

Koko: You will be successful. follow your dreams, dear
Lloyd: I’m going back to bed

Lloyd and Kai *are talking in cafeteria*
girl *walks over and annouces to classmates*: calling all idiots. if you stand up you are an idiot. if you sit down, you are not.
*everyone sits down*
Lloyd and Kai *still stand*
girl: so you are idiots? XD
Kai: no. We can’t bear for you to stand alone

Jay: I’m so cold  
Cole: Just stand in a corner for a bit. They’re usually around 90 degrees *troll face*