joke thieves

i rly  hope that one day blue gets really exasperated and just blurts out “ok but how the hell do you get dick from richard?” and its silent for a full minute until noah deadpans “you ask him nicely” and ronan hi fives him solemnly

I cannot wait for ronan to come out to gansey bc 1 that boy has no planning skills and 2 gansey runs on instinct alone so ronan would just blurt it out one day like “im gay” and gansey immediately goes “hi gay im gansey” and they just stare at each other in embarrassment+2nd hand embarrassment


Let’s talk a little bit about Ravens. They are smart. I mean really smart. Dolphin smart. Chimpanzee smart. They can talk and have even been known to use abstract thought. 

They are sneaky, mischievous and have a penchant for practical jokes. They are notorious thieves. Do not mistake them for crows. They look similar but are very different birds with a completely different mythology.

Crows are associated with bad news because as scavengers they were often seen picking the bones of the dead after a battle. Ravens are much bigger and more solitary. They are associated with wisdom and have always been at the side of the various sky Gods from Zeus to Odin.

They too are messengers but also guardians. Nobody can come to harm when the ravens are watching. 

A Warrior's Life

TITLE: A Warrior’s Life


AUTHOR: wolfpawn


Imagine Viking Loki coming to your village, raiding and pillaging, before deciding there is something about you that intrigues him and deciding to take you back to Asgard with him. There, you are forced to learn a new life and language, and though you hate what has happened to you, you learn that Loki is not as bad as you think. 

RATING: Mature. 

It did not take long for Maebh to learn what was expected of her and for the most part, she noticed her day consisted of many of the same chores she had always had to do before she had been taken and brought to Asgard. Though there were a few problems at the beginning with regards the differences in method she used, but as long as it was done to an acceptable standard, Loki made no issue of it. Aslaug however, never once attempted to mask her disdain for the thrall, and the differences gave her justification in her own mind for snapping at Maebh, though the girl seldom knew as to why she was being punished.

Nafi seemingly loved having his own human toy to play with. It was usually him that woke her from the pile of old pelts she slept on in the corner of his room so to play with her, not long after the sun rose most mornings. Maebh, for her part, decided to use the enthusiastic youngster to help her learn more words of their peculiar dialect. Often she pointed to something she had been expected to work with and waited until he informed her of its name. Within days she had learnt over fifty words, much to the young boy’s pride and her master’s delight, when he called for a pale of water for a cow, it had been Maebh that had come to his assistance with only a verbal request. She received a slightly larger portion of food after that evening for her efforts. 

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It seemed like it was years ago now that they were the phantom thieves. Though in reality it had been around 6 months. Things had been settled with Madarame and he’d actually been given some money as compensation for, well for everything. Now having his own apartment, with enough room for him to have multiple pieces on the go at the same time.
His apartment held a few chairs and there was the spare futon he’d ended up with that time Ryuji was ‘leaving home’ that now lived in the cupboard encase guests appeared. Not that that really happened.
For the most part his place was tidy though his bedroom often became a mess and pot noodles fill his bin. 

He’d already been setting up for University, being in the city ment he wouldn’t have to move again for the place of his choice. But right now there were more important matters.

Fluffy matters…

That night he’d been dreaming, just memories, from their times as thieves. Jokes thrown about the tail of his outfit. He’d never really been able to explain why it moved when it wasn’t actually attached.

That wouldn’t be an issue now though.

Whilst he tried to stay calm it was hard with all the new sensations. clothing was… difficult. He’d had to make a hole in one of his less cared about trousers so that he wasn’t cold. But how could he go out like this?

Searching his bedroom, sliding under his covers to reach the other side of the bed Yusuke located his phone. Pulling it towards himself the question now was who to contact. One person came to mind.

Text : Akechi-San I am in need of you’re expert opinion can you come over to my apartment?

And with this he presses send. Sitting there under the cover, his new tail wagging about nervously.