joke never gets old

Aesthetics for the Signs
  • Aries: nightclubs, white wine, eating takeout at 3am
  • Taurus: walking around with only a long white shirt and underwear, fluffy socks, baking cookies
  • Gemini: endless babbles, chokers, flannels around the waist
  • Cancer: telling someone you love them, red wine, small tattoos with meaning
  • Leo: winged eyeliner, black cats, cuddling in endless blankets
  • Virgo: lingerie, flowery rompers, fancy hotels
  • Libra: setting the table for dinner, rose petals, gold jewelry
  • Scorpio: that little black dress, dark eyeshadow, liquor
  • Sagittarius: that one joke that never gets old, neon lights, sleeping all day partying all night
  • Capricorn: meeting the love of your life, making diys, ball gowns
  • Aquarius: combat boots, wearing trends before anyone else, dogs
  • Pisces: spending the day swimmimg, dying your hair, necklaces
Anime Protagonists Meeting
  • Lelouch Lamperouge: I have an unbelievably horrible father.
  • Edward Elric: Dude you have no idea.
  • Shinji Ikari: Shut up, Ed, you don't even have the worst father in your own series! My disappeared for years and then told me to get in this giant-
  • Eren Jaeger/Yeager/???: Get in the giant? Bitch, please!
  • Rin Okumura: You're all adorable.

Philippa Eilhart: Francesca Findabair… How do I begin to explain Francesca Findabair?
Yennefer of Vengerberg: Francesca Findabair is flawless.
Keira Metz: I hear her hair’s insured for 10,000 florens.
Fringilla Vigo: I hear she does magic commercials… in Tir ná Lia.
Assire var Anahid: Her favorite ballad is Elaine Ettariel.
Triss Merigold: One time she met Eredin at a party…
Margarita Laux-Antille: And he told her she was pretty.
Sabrina Glevissig: One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome.