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The signs as Band Of Brothers quotes

Aries - ‘yeah, now that you mention it. Except, of course, there’s no snow, we got warm grub in our bellies, and the trees aren’t fucking exploding from Kraut artillery, but yeah… Frank… other than that, it’s a lot like Bastogne.’

Taurus - ’[at a passing column of German prisoners] Hey, you! That’s right, you stupid Kraut bastards! That’s right! Say hello to Ford, and General fuckin’ Motors! You stupid fascist pigs! Look at you! You have horses! What were you thinking? Dragging our asses half way around the world, interrupting our lives… For what, you ignorant, servile scum! What the fuck are we doing here?’

Gemini - 'GOD DAMMIT! Ahhh, that’s my own PISS, for Christ’s sake!’

Cancer - 'I could use some brass knuckles.’

Leo - 'It’s called “wounded,” Peanut. “Injured” is when you fall out of a tree or something.’

Virgo - 'Hey this guy says he’s not a Nazi. All of Germany and I haven’t met one Nazi yet.’

Libra - 'Oh, that dog just ain’t gonna hunt. Now, you cut that fence and get this goddamn platoon on the move!!’

Scorpio- 'Hinkel, sveetie, I’m home!’

Sagittarius - 'Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe, Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day, pays me ten grand a year for the rest of my fucking life.’

Capricorn - 'Yeah, we’re on top of things. I even tied my own boots last week, all by myself! Hey fellas, look who I found!’

Aquarius - ’ Really? It’s hot in Africa?’

Pisces - 'Now just think… if you had any class or style like me, somebody might’ve mistaken you for somebody.’

Vampire Diaries Series Finale

*sobbing*
*sobbing*
*wailing*
*sobbing*
…told y'all Klaroline was endgame.…
*more sobbing*

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The last episode was wonderful, but I’ll miss this beans..The vampire diaries is a big piece of my heart and will be forever here,inside my life. ❤

My 11 year old brother reacts to Hamilton (act 1)
  • Alexander Hamilton: "im Canadian, why do I need to learn about American history?"
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: "ooooh, I like Hamilton, he punched someone and is proud."
  • My Shot: "IM ONLY 11! I DONT KNOW FRENCH!"
  • The Story of Tonight: "is this the only non-rap song?"
  • The Schuyler Sisters: "I ship Burr and Angelica"
  • Farmer Refuted: "HAMILTON ROASTING SOMEONE! NEAT!"
  • You'll Be Back: "killing friends and family to remind them of his love? Sounds like me."
  • Right Hand Man: "Burr should've been his right hand man."
  • A Winters Ball: "are Burr and The Angelica going to start dating?"
  • Helpless: "Aarelica isn't canon, but Hamilton and Eliza are?!"
  • Satisfied: "sounds like someone's jealous!"
  • The Story of Tonight (Reprise): "did Martha Washington actually name her tom cat after him?"
  • Wait For It: "Burr is willing to wait for it."
  • Stay Alive: "IM A GENERAL WHEEEEEEE!"
  • Ten Duel Commandments: "general dude is dead, rip"
  • Meet Me Inside: "meet me inside? More like meme me inside my son!"
  • That Would Be Enough: "awwww, now I ship them!"
  • Guns And Ships: "I'm ta-kifndjwkdjrjdroejcnwkjdndkcjsmekducjwkwkdk. I don't understand what weird French guy is saying."
  • History Has Its Eyes on You: "oh"
  • Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down): "this would make a very good video game."
  • What Comes Next: "I'm getting bored, can I have my fidget spinner to distract me?(me: NO!)"
  • Dear Theodosia: "I want a Girlfriend like Theodosia, and a brother like Philip."
  • Non-Stop: "HE WRITES BECAUSE HE FEELS LIKE IT!"

Celebrities who are definitely not real people and probably just weird cryptids

•Daniel Radcliffe

•Robert Downey Jr.

•David Duchovny

•David Tennant

•John Barrowman (like, I actually met him, and I’m still not entirely sure he’s a real person)

•All seven of the main Star Trek AOS cast members

•Harrison Ford

•Mark Hamill

•William Shatner

•Rupert Grint

•Lin Manuel Miranda

•Tom Hiddleston

•We all know Benedict Cumberbatch is an alien, this isn’t up for debate

•Patrick Stewart

•Ian McKellan

•The McElroys or whoever the fuck they are I don’t know


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