johnny needs a home

anonymous asked:

Dating johnny headcanons?

yes!!! omg

-so much handholding
-he’s dead the kid to always be staring at u with awe cause he thinks ur so gorgeous
-wheN YALL ARE CUDDLING HE LIKES HUMMING
-johnny is not aLL about PDA
-but in private, he literally just always wants to be snuggled up to u
-or u snuggled up to him
-around 984748484 other fuzzy warm blankets
-this is his favorite thing, fight me
-his kisses are tender, passionate and sweet
-tbh he feels bad always being at the curtis house or ur house when shit goes down at his but ur folks fucking love him like
-“do u wanna stay for dinner”
-“nah i don’t wanna be a bother….“
- “ok so drumstick or wing”
-“if u don’t mind, could i have a drumstick?”
- *gives him both*
- “i said-”
- “i know what u said”
-he’ll go to crazy extents to be there for u or protect u
-there is never a time when you’re walking home by yourself…….. like ev e r
-w johnny, it’s always “buttercup” or “honeybunch”
-“rise and shine buttercup” is his phrase
-johnny will NEVER hesitate to give u his jacket
-like sometimes u don’t even fuckin ask for it, he just gives it to u
-he’s the type to say “hey, i love you”
- just to make sure you always know
- most often while ur doing something random like cooking, or reading or smiling
- but especially when u wake up after a nap together aW
-tbh johnny feels weird saying “i love you”
- bc he rarely has ever heard it except at the curtis house especially from mrs curtis to johnny himself sometimes
- like if he stood over for dinner
- like “ok johnny!! you can always come over if you need to. get home safe, i love you!”
- and he had been beAMING
- so when he says it to u, he really means it from what he can understand about it
-this kiddo loves this girl so much his lil heart can’t handle it sometimes
-whenever he’s at the lot, you’re there to drag him to ur place
- even though he’s reluctant
- “but-”
- “nO UR COMING”
- or sometimes he’ll yank back and y'all sit down and watch the stars
-he literally loves giving u small kisses on your nose!!!!!!
-YALL GETTING TEASED BY THE GANG
-where u headed johnny?”
- “i’m going t-”
- “gonna gO SEE Y/N??”
-AND ALL THE GANG JUMPS IN
- “OOOH TELL HER HI FOR ME”
-“USE A RUBBER ;)))”
-“i can never get a word out around u guys can i”
-dally is dead giving him pointers bc johnny isn’t as experienced w sex or relationships or love tbh
- "man tug her hair, girls love that”
- *tugs hair one day*
- "ow wyd”
- “DAL U FUCKING SAID THIS WOULD WORK”
- “wHAT DO U WANT ME TO DO IT USUALLY WORKS IM SORRY”

bffs ponyboy & johnny as college roommates !
  • ponyboy gets up early to start coffee for them, but he’s clumsy and perpetually sleepy so he kind of always makes a mess
  • the apartment is really small but they’ve decorated it all cute (maybe have a sort of soft green+blue+neutrals aesthetic going on?)
  • ponyboy makes the grocery lists but they go shopping together
  • johnny always gets onto pony for leaving his painting stuff, notebooks, & homework everywhere
  • they both love living together bc it’s always peaceful & quiet (unless the gang comes to visit….)
  • johnny brings home dinner sometimes after work or class
  • ponyboy always has music playing but johnny doesn’t mind bc he likes pony’s taste in music
  • if one of them falls asleep on the couch, the other will always cover them up with a blanket
  • the first time they did laundry together they mixed up all their clothes, so now they just share everything 
  • johnny always has to check the door before he goes to bed bc pony forgets to lock it all. the. time.
  • they 100% take care of each other when they’re sick
  • johnny hung up some of pony’s art on the walls bc he is the sweetest ever & wants to support his best friend’s talents
  • & pony always helps johnny study when he needs it
  • they always say “hey i’m home” when they come through the door bc they’re basically an old married couple

anonymous asked:

JALLY HEADCANONS

Okay so YEAH

-dally loves it when johnny explains stuff to him, because no matter what it is, johnny has a nice voice and he loves it and pays hella attention

-okay so my friends and I were talking about it, and despite all of the weird kinky headcanons, they’re so easy going and communicate a lot and it’s cute. Because of Johnny’s abuse, neither of them really likes anything rough.

-modern!johnny would love making tea for dally

-modern!jally where they share earbuds and fight over music choices

-the gang played basketball once, but only once, because they got tired of dally picking johnny up to make baskets

-(inspired by an actual thing) when johnny is upset an dally can tell, he gives him his ring and it calms him down

-they don’t fight. they can’t afford to, not with how much they need eachother, and with everything johnny has at home.

-that doesn’t mean there aren’t disagreements, but when those happen, dally has gotten good at walking off to cool off

-modern!johnny uses military time on his phone and dally is CONFUSEd

-dally is p good at asking johnny’s opinion on stuff, because he really hates him being left out

-dally lOVES smelling johnny’s hair, and johnny loves playing with dally’s hands

anonymous asked:

ayy idk if this is nsfw but i hope this isn't troubling or anything. what would the skeles from ut, us and uf do if they saw their s/o in a very R E V E A L I N G outfit for a beach party or something? heheh ;OOO (tysm this blog is so cute haha)

{ I can do only 4 Characters for ask, so I chose to do them this time. Then, I missed so much Lewd! Blueberry, he’s too precious~
Uhm, jokes can be considerate something NSFW? I am not sure–
And thank you-! } 


⛱️ Sansy ⛱️

He is not usually flirty or something but you are crossing the line if you show yourself in that way. At first, he is so embarrassed and he tries to respect your personal space avoiding your body and your curves but it’s not that easy so he looks in another direction. Actually, he seems a maniac because his stare is so intensive and concentrate to the people that a woman gets worry because it seems Sans was watching her kids with his deep look that is not so comfortable. Yes, he is still a skeleton and people can get scared. He feels more embarrassed than before so he tries to look somewhere else until he sees you in all your glory while you are coming out from the water like a mermaid. In his mind, this scene goes in slow motion. Your skin so wet and bright under the summer sun and he feels warm, too. Different parts of him are so warm and he tries to ignore them.
When you approach him while you are patting yourself with a towel, he tries to chill out because he needs to breath after this show. You know what his method to chill out is. Using some funny jokes: « A man was sunbathing in the buff at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, “If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.” He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you weren’t so ugly it would lift itself"». No, it was the wrong joke. He can do better than this, he is just too nervous. Give him another possibility! « A harp is a nude piano», ah, this was cute. Brief yet intense, you are laughing, well. « Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom’s room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, “Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!”
The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, “Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!“
». Oh, it’s cool too, you are so amused. Yeah-!
It seems he is flirting with you using these jokes but he uses them to calm himself but you decide to hug him, kissing his cheek saying he is so funny so he is going to faint soon. Sans becomes as blue as an Avatar for the embarrassment. No, it was not the right method to chill out-!


⛱️ Reddy ⛱️

Oh, you are provoking him, it’s clear. And you are doing it very well because he feels so provoked and hot, too. His eyes are wandering around your body as if he is studying your figure because he has to prepare an important exam about you. Let him study you more closely. Do you want he get a good grade, aren’t you? It’s a good way to do some anatomical lessons.
Then, he thinks you are also sadistic because you are still wearing something and it does not matter how small the outfit is. The next time, he will bring you to a nude beach so you have no excuse to hide yourself. Smarty!
When the two of you are in the water (actually, he hates water and he cannot swim so he remains when he can touch the ground so he is not going to drown) he will do his best to bother you. He splashes you with the water and he pretends to be a shark but his fundamental aim is one: take your little outfit off. Such a moron-!
Sans likes doing this kind of joke and he also throws you into the pool when you least expect it. Oh, funny days!
We have the second round of the most hilarious jokes of the existence… Maybe you would like to end your own existence after you heard them…
«What is the definition of Confidence? When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, “You’re next Baby… !”», he is saying you this bullshit while he is message your back and you can see his hands are going down, down, down… He wants to distract you using the jokes! « Yeah. I’m an asshole, but will that stop me from getting in yours?» After this, you should go away but you are still here so you know what’s going to happen!
«Wanna hear a joke that will make you laugh your ass off? Oh wait I see you already heard it.» Ahahaha… No! « Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say “don’t” and if he touches your butt say “stop”? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said “don’t stop”».
No, he cannot stop neither. You are too booty-ful-!


⛱️ Stretch ⛱️

Oh, lord-!
What’s the occasion? You are exposing so much skin so maybe he has to expose his bones as well? Even if he will never appears as gorgeous as you.
Oh, maybe you want to participate to a contest about little swimsuit? He can be your personal judge if you ask, and you already know how to buy his vote, it’s not that difficult.
Since he is a first-class jerk, he will bother you in any way possible, touching your belly with his long fingers so you will laugh like crazy (if you are ticklish), or doing weird jokes about your presumed nudity just like these:
«How do you know Adam was a Canadian? Who else could stand beside a naked woman and be tempted by a fruit?» and Papyrus is tempted by you as well. He is just ignoring his sin now but it exists. He can perceive it crawling on his back. He adores it!
«Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says…"Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!” The mom says…“the bigger they are, the dumber they are.” So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says…“Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy’s!” The mom says…“the bigger they are, the dumber they are.” So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says…“Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got! » next time, you will think twice before you decide to wear like this.
Your libido is dying while you are hearing his wonderful joke, « A couple at an art gallery see a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. She asks, “What are you waiting for?” He replies, “Autumn.”». Instead, he is getting hot with all these jokes. They are the ultimate weapon of seduction!


⛱️ Lewd! Blueberry ⛱️

Oh, it’s his birthday and he does not know it? What a wonderful surprise but it seems there’s anything to unwrap since your swimsuit is so small and it leaves no room for imagination. He is not going to complain about it. You can dress as you want and he’s not a stupid bigoted and he truly appreciates the view of your pretty exposed skin, the way your ass moves and all that jazz. It’s too perfect.
Then, Sans is very discrete so he compliments you saying how beautiful your outfit is even if he means that you cannot be hotter than this. Sans is a little devious in his words and attitudes and you have to understand his intentions since he says a thing but he means another.  
He will use all his cuteness and cordiality to hug you and caress you in the less malicious way since his gestures are so sweet but he wants just to touch you and he is too cute to deny. You cannot say No to Sans, he knows.
He will ask to you, with his pretty voice, seeing you with those puppy eyes, to apply on your delicate and soft skin the sunscreen. His hands travel towards mysterious places of your body. It’s a mistake if he is touching you here and there. How could you blame him?
He is touching you very well, you are unable to control your moans and giggles, and he is so glad you seem so happy. Maybe it’s time to change the background and go somewhere else where you can enjoy more his attentions. He would suggest going in the locker room so he can finally tear that little outfit apart… With delicacy, obvious.

Happy birthday Anna. Love, Johnny.

Pairing : Johnny, Anna x Kyle, Sam x Reader x Lyle x Dean, other sld characters.
Word count : 2,058
Author : Mel
Warnings  : Johnny is just like his dad. Torture mentioned, Cheating mentioned.

Going on a demon hunt. - You can’t outrun me.

‘She’s Leaving, Dean’ 1 year celebration!



Anna blushed as the singing died down. “Happy 19th birthday, Princess.” Sam smiled, kissing her temple.

“Thanks Daddy.” She grinned. When she went to blow out the candles on the cake, the toddler in her arms screamed, waved a hand and the candles flared before going out. She chuckled softly. “How is it my kid is more powerful than I am?” She shook her head.

“Come to Uncle Johnny, you little stinker.” Johnny took him with a smile. “Let your mom have one birthday wish?”

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Soda imagine Part three- Take me home.

Fandom: The Outsiders.

Paring: Sodapop X Reader, Sodapop X Sandy

Installment: three out of three.

Author: theoutsidersstory

Warning: Post-Smut?, Fighting, Yelling, Swearing, Heartbreak.

Song: Take me Home- Johnny Cash

I’m falling to pieces
But I need this
Yeah, I need this
You’re my fault
My weakness
When did you turn so cold

You sat tangled in your bedsheet- Alone. Your stomach was in a knot and pained with guilt. What should of been a good night between you and soda was a rough, guilty night of intimacy.

You did not feel right at all.

Soda still hasn’t decided between you or sandy and you felt used and tired. Why do you always get caught in this shit? Whenever he and Sandy went downhill he ran to you but, any other time he only loved Sandy.

You cut me down to the bone
Now you’re dancing
All over my soul
I’m falling to pieces
To pieces, to pieces

You ended up at bucks, The only place where you could cool down with a beer without being harassed.You peered around the bar, looking to see if any of your friends were around. Your eyes fell on a beautiful blonde dancing with a blue eyed devil.

Sandy and Soda.

They were laughing and stumbling around the dancefloor in a way that grasped everyone’s attention and would not let go. Soda’s eyes sparkled and he smiled the way he used to when he was with you. You chugged down your drink quickly and ordered another. You kept your total rising as your eyes began to blur and you lost vision of the pair dancing before you.

But I still stay cause you’re the only thing I know
So won’t you take, oh, won’t you take me home
Take me home, home, home
Take me home, home, home

You were stumbling home laughing to yourself. You laughed about how ypu still loved soda. You laughed about the night you spent together and how he looked so happy with sandy and You laughed about how he had a family and how is was oh so funny that all he did was use you. You heard a familiar squeak of a car on your left. Your attention turned to the car and your laughs quickly faltered. Soda sat alone, in the drivers seat with a eyebrow raised and pointed at you- Something he must of learned from Two. He reached over and opened the door as you got in without realizing your actions. 

“Y/n..Are you drunk?” He asked, starring at you with those blue eyes of his,

you giggled in response. “Maybee…”

He groaned before he started driving, once he pulled up in the curtis’s household driveway he leaned over to you, planting a kiss on your lips.

Oh shit.

His kisses were rough on your lips and sent that knot back in your stomach. His kisses changed direction and landed on your neck.

“s-Soda, S-Stop!” You slurred, roughly pushing him away. You then realized the mistake you made.His once calm face turned angry in the blink of an eye. 

“What did you tell me Y/N? “ he growled. “Your my girlfriend- I’m going to do whatever i want with you.” he leaned back into your neck when you smelled the liquor leaking off of him. Once again, You roughly pushed him away. 

“Soda, Stay away from me!” You screamed, only enraging him more.

“What the hell is wrong with you?!” He yelled back.

“You! You love sandy and Go on dates, and Treat her like some f’ing goddess then you come over and you expect sex from me when i haven’t seen you in weeks! I can’t do that, Soda!” You screamed.

suddenly, soda exploded.

“What the hell am I supposed to do, Y/n?! I have a child for cryin’ out loud!! I can’t just abandoned Sandy! She won’t let me see my daughter if I do! I can’t leave you either because your the love of my life! Your all i had before this and your all I want! You complete me!”

But you know that this wasn’t true, You seen the way he looked at him baby, You seen the way he smiled at sandy and the way his eyes lit up as she entered a room. He loved Sandy but he almost loved you as much. His feelings were slipping for you and he couldn’t admit it himself. Sandy was his girl. Soda was a father now, and a damn good one. Everything became clear to you. Your eyes met soda’s crying ones and you slowly kissed his cheek before getting out of his car. Soda followed quickly.

“No! Y/N! Don’t do this to me! I love you! I love you, Y/n!” he was screaming in his cries. Darry ran outside and you turned to him.

“Please, Take me home.”

Darry obliged, You sat in his car as it drove down the street, rain gently hit the windows as you turned around to face what you were leaving behind. Soda stood in the middle of the road, his eyes were red and tears streamed down his cheek’s, He was shaking. 

You knew this soda,  Broken Soda is what you called it.Soda acted like this when he lost his parent’s, When he lost mickey mouse and officially - When he lost you.

Chain letter email #32

Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom’s room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, “Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!”

The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, “Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!”