johnny mountain

  • Johnny: Hey, Gyro, soulmate, let me buy you a beer!
  • Gyro: Okay! But I’m not your soulmate, I’m really more of a chum.
  • Johnny: What about you, Lucy?
  • Lucy: I’m a croney.
  • Johnny: Hot Pants?
  • Hot Pants: I’d say acquaintance.
  • Wekapipo: Colleague.
  • Mountain Tim: Sympathizer.
  • Diego: I’m a well-wisher. In that I don’t wish you any specific harm.