johnny depp engaged

JOHNNY DEPP ENGAGED!!

I just heard that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are engaged.

I’ll be okay guys, eventually. I mean, she’s only YOUNGER THAN ME. No big deal.

I’ve only loved Johnny my entire life, which is LONGER THAN SHE HAS EVEN BEEN ALIVE.

So, what do I do now? My fangirl heart is broken.

Well, I guess I still have Tom….

I’m gonna make it after all.