johnnie walkers

  • Komui: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
  • Allen: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
  • Lenalee: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
  • Kanda: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!
  • Lavi: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
  • Allen: Mental stability, my old friend!
  • Johnny: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

DGM AU where everything is the same but all of the hairstyles are scrambled around (but not hair colors). (Courtesy again of @beansproutjesus)

- Kanda has Lenalee’s pigtails, Lavi has Kanda’s ponytail, Lenalee has Lavi’s style, and Allen has Link’s bowl cut. Link has Alma’s style (post-Third Exorcist fiasco) and Alma has Allen’s.

- Cross and Bookman switch. Cross mysteriously has a harder time picking up women. Bookman is thrilled.

- Komui and Jerry switch too. It’s much harder to take Komui seriously now.

- Johnny and Reever. Reever tries to maintain his dignity.

- Marie and Miranda (where Miranda is bald and Marie’s hair is in dreadlocks) and Krory and Daisya (where Daisya loves his little white streak.)

- Timothy and Emilia. Emilia’s father mourns.

- Neah and Lulubell. Lulubell pulls it off quite well. Neah tries.

- Tyki and Road. Sheryl fusses over both of them bc he doesn’t like this configuration.

- Fiddler and Jasdevi. Fiddler’s hairstyle is objectively terrible and also harder to weaponize, and Jasdevi is not pleased.

- Millennium Earl and Mana. So that now the current Earl has Mana’s long, flowing locks, and Mana has middle-aged man hair.

- What is this I’m so sorry