Betty Boop Stories by johnkstuff
Betty The Moon Maid
Koko and Bimbo ride a satellite to the moon to find the moon maid that winks at them every night during their prayers – it’s Betty
They find her in trouble
A strange and hideous moon creature is threatening her somehow. Like the old cartoons, we don’t know if he wants to eat her or marry her. It’s ambiguous.
Koko and Bimbo try fisticuffs on the Moon Creature - to no avail.
The moon’s surface is rubbery, so every time they get knocked down by the Moon Creature, they bounce back up and the whole surface wobbles. They give up in despair and then sniff the moon. It’s stinky.
The moon turns out to be made of cheese. Bimbo eats the cheese and becomes Super Stink, a smelly superhero with the power of putridity.
He pummels the moon creature and saves Betty.
The last shot is Betty, Bimbo and Koko swinging on a half earth happy.
The Littlest Mermaid
(sort of making fun of the Disney movie)
Betty is a mermaid living on a coral reef
She is curious about life in the open air and longs to crawl out of the sea, reveal the delightful top of her butt crack and someday meet her handsome rotoscoped prince of the land.
She sighs as she sits near a Giant clam.
The giant clam opens up and we see Bimbo’s face filling the open maw of the clam.
The Bimbo Clam feels sorry for Betty.
Then Koko the Krustacean pipes up. “We’ll get you a real human, Betty! Let’s crawl out of the sea to what there’s to see!”
Betty is excited and swims along with her best friends.
To walk, Bimbo oozes out his huge tongue, sticks it on the bottom of the sea floor and flips himself along, propelling himself like actual echinoderms with his basal foot that also serves as a tongue.
We’ll crawl out of the sea to see what there’s to see
A Human man that’s better than
The likes of you or me! Ho ho!
Bimbo and Koko sing happily even though they will lose Betty as their only girlfriend.
Eventually they crawl out of the sea to land and there is a very effeminate looking realistic prince waiting for Betty. His parents are tiny cartoon characters and don’t approve.
Betty and The Prince kiss, go into a charming cottage in the woods and then come out 2 seconds later (the gestation period of classic cartoons) followed by rotoscoped CG kids in fish bowls on wheels.