johnkat is canon

Theory

So in homestuck, in flashbacks of the past, John is seen wearing a shirt with a spade on it. Similarly, Dave has also been portrayed wearing a shirt with a heart on it.

So. Karkat had a caliginous crush on John, the quadrant represented by spades.

I think you all know where I’m going with this.

LET US, AS JOHNKAT SHIPPERS, ANALYZE THIS LATEST UPD8

FIRSTLY WHEN JOHN ASKS WHO ALL IS DEAD

HE ASKS ABOUT KARKAT, RIGHT NEXT TO ASKING ABOUT OTHER EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO HIM. CLEARLY FROM THIS WE CAN DEDUCT THAT KARKAT IS IMPORTANT TO HIM.

AND THEN ANOTHER EXTREMELY IMPORTANT THING HE SAID:

TWO THINGS ABOUT THIS, YO.

  1. HE SAID KARKAT WAS GREAT.  HE SAID KARKAT WAS GREAT. HE SAID KARKAT WAS GREAT.KARKAT IS THE ONLY EXCEPTION AMONGST ALL THE TROLLS THAT HE ACTUALLY LIKES, THAT HE THINKS IS GREAT.
  2. KARKAT IS THE ONLY ONE HE SAID FOR HIM TO REST IN PEACE. NOT JADE, NOT ROSE, NOT DAVE, NOT ANYONE EXCEPT FOR KARKAT.

EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME, JOHNKAT IS CANON AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED.

Johnkat

you know? Everyone is talking about the line where John said Karkat was his favorite troll and how THAT line is what makes Johnkat canon, but for me it was where he says:

and what did he say to dave?

if that’s not proof on just how much karkat means to john compared to the broship he has for dave I don’t know what is

Why I Ship Johnkat

1. It is canonically hilarious

2. I mean just look at their interactions

3. They are both friendleaders

4. They are both the main characters of their respective species

5. Because it is cute

6. Because IF ONLY

7. Because cute fanart

UPD8 1/14/15

Not only is Karkat ever-hateful of John…

John tries to show Karkat the scarf. And possibly give him another hug.

Do you see this

DO YOU SEE THIS

AND NOT ONLY THAT…

KARKAT DOESN’T WANT JOHN TO LEAVE…

AND KARKAT IS ALSO INTENSELY MAD WHEN HE LEAVES.

DO YOU SEE THIS.

Another victory for the Johnkat shippers. Canonity percentage: 55%

Only 45% to go!

EDIT: Went back and reblogged LITERALLY ALL OF THE UPDATE REACTION JOHNKAT POSTS I COULD FIND

Canonity percentage EDIT: 75%

Increase of 20% from that one quote.