Summary: "We’re not looking to make friends, Harold,“ John said. "We want our neighbors to classify us and then avoid us. Being the scandalous gay couple down the street is a good option.”
Comments: I adored this story. I loved how John and Harold’s relationship came together, how they just seemed to fall into one another without anything becoming awkward. I loved their interactions with Leila. I originally clicked this fic because I adored the idea of Harold and John being domestic in a neighborhood where John could be a badass if anyone caused trouble. I got that and so much more. The ever present element of danger but the undertone of sweetness brought everything together. Please enjoy.