okay but what if dirk and dave have regular meet-ups where they just eat peanut butter because they can’t do it in the presence of their severely allergic boyfriends? 

they just sit around sharing a jar and whining about how all the hot dudes have deadly medical conditions and how it’s been months since they’ve had a pb&j

oh and btw ‘stridor’ (high pitched wheezing) is a symptom of anaphylaxis