“Raphael’s hand tightened on the hilt of the knife. His knuckles were white. He spoke to Magnus. “I have no soul,” he said. “But I made you a promise on my mother’s doorstep, and she was sacred to me.” “Santiago- ” Sebastian began. “I was a child then. I am not now.” The knife fell to the floor. Raphael turned and looked at Sebastian, his wide dark eyes very clear. “I cannot,” he said. “I will not. I owe him a debt from many years ago.” - Raphael Santiago
“ What? Come out of the coffin?
Do you have any idea how she’ll react?
“ - Simon Lewis
“Got some advice for you though. Man to man. If you think of staying just because of Emma, don’t bother. You see, she swore off romance ago when she got her heart broken. And she’s never gonna change her mind, so..” - Enoch O’Connor
My version of events sounded perfectly rational
until I was forced to say the words aloud, and then it sounded insane, particularly on
the day I had to say them to the police oɽcer who came to our house. I told him
everything that had happened, even about the creature, as he sat nodding across the
kitchen table, writing nothing in his spiral notebook. When I ɹnished all he said was,
“Great, thanks,” and then turned to my parents and asked if I’d “been to see anyone.”
As if I wouldn’t know what that meant. I told him I had another statement to make and
then held up my middle finger and walked out. - Jacob Portmann
“Fuck you! Don’t worry about it! I’ve been staying at Ian’s since you’ve been in the can, bitch! Guess what we’ve been doing, daddy! We’ve been fucking! And I take it! He gives it to me good and hard, and I fucking like it.” - Mickey Milkovich
“Bring it, bitch.” - Carl Gallagher
“You know what, man? Don’t do me any favors, okay? I-I can fuck any guy here. I don’t need your cisgender ass.” - Trevor
It’s okay. You don’t have to stop.
“ - Theo Raeken
All those years, I kept a secret from the world, a shred of faith. See, I never believed that life the universe, a higher power, whatever you want to call it, nothing would allow us to suffer so much without knowing true love. It’d just be too cruel and when I look at you, my faith is rewarded. Bonnie Bennett to me, you’re the whole damn world.
“ - Lorenzo St. John
"You don’t know shit about how this is going to end. I mean, we might get a nuclear bomb dropped on our heads tomorrow and… And… Then discussing this is just a waste of time, so I suggest that you just screw about talking about the future. And then the two of us will just take this thing completely chill. Let’s play a game. It goes like this.. It’s called Isak and Even : Minutt fo minutt. It.. It’s about that the only thing we need to worry about is the next minute. You up for it ?” - Isak Valtersen
“You’re a bit brainy. I like it.” - Christoffer Schistad
What an awesome guy you are! What happened that made you have such an inferiority complex that you have to piss on the feelings of a first year girl to feel cool? Were you never validated as a child, or? Did mommy never compliment your drawings? Or did daddy never come to any of your graduations? You didn’t have hair on your dick in 7th grade and you were bullied for it? Anyway, you have to seriously get over it and start behaving like a human. Stop walking around like a fucking cliche.
“ - Noora Saerte
Okay so basically the way the theater accommodated for those of us who had traveled a long distance and couldn’t come back to another date of the show, they let us in to watch the dress rehearsal. I don’t regret it for a second and I’d do it again in a heart beat. Like how many people can say they saw the DRESS REHEARSAL of a show?!
So we got to the theater and they were selling bags, magnets, tee shirts, and posters…I got a shirt and two posters because they were super reasonably priced….and I know once it hits broadway the merch will triple in price.
So we get seated and no our seats were not as great as we’d originally had…initially I had second row seats for us but since they still had all of the tech stuff set up and the professional photographer needed to get photos….we were sat in the side sections, but that was okay.
BEFORE the show I went to the bathroom and on my way I saw a woman all made up but in regular clothes and I was like “Damn she looks familiar!” and I went up to her and I said “are you who I think you are?” and she goes “Well I’m in the show” and I said “But you were in Moulin Rouge weren’t you?” and she goes “Yes!” and I proceeded to fangirl hard core and I was like “Oh my god it’s so nice to meet you. I just found out last night that you are in this and I’m so excited because I have loved Moulin Rouge since I was 12 years old” and Caroline took my hand and said I was so sweet and asked me my name….Caroline played Nini Legs in the Air in Moulin Rouge..you know “Don’t worry Shakespeare, you’ll get your ending once the Duke gets his…end….in.”
So so sweet. She played the new revised version of Sophie in the show.
SO ONTO THE SHOW ITSELF…I literally spent the Prologue and “Dance of the Romanovs” bawling my eyes out….the show opened with young Anastasia being put to bed by her grandmother and her grandmother giving her the music box….they sing their special song together and then Anastasia’s parents come in and her father offers to dance with Anastasia and it transitions into the ball the night that the Bolsheviks came…..AND GOD DAMN. The thing hurt…bad. AND THERE WERE SO MANY REFERENCES IN THE SHOW THAT YOU’RE LITERALLY ONLY GOING TO GET IF YOU ARE UP ON YOUR ROMANOV KNOWLEDGE….like Alexi trips and falls while dancing with Anastasia and literally everyone stops to see if he’s okay…because Alexi was a hemophiliac.
And basically the whole show is set up on the premise of Anastasia escaping the house of Special Purposes (or Ipatiev House) in Yekaterinburg. It isn’t entirely clear throughout the show if that’s the case or not because the last we see of young Anastasia is her going back for her music box and an explosion going off….but later in the show Anya shows Dimitri a diamond she’s had this whole time and she tells him one of the Nurses found it sewed into her clothing and she was told to keep it safe and secret until she found someone she could trust….AGAIN another thing you’re only going to pick up on if you’ve actually read about the Romanov murders…but basically the women all sewed their jewels into their corsets to keep them secret and the hope that furthered MANY people’s dreams about the survival of a Romanov for years was that the bullets bounced off one of the girls corsets…
What I loved most about this is despite it being based off Anastasia surviving and then using the core of the film, is the history that was utilized. There is a WHOLE SONG sung by Gleb about how his father was one of the officers who carried out the executions….and how his father died ashamed of what he had done….and Gleb sings about being a little boy and hearing the children laughing inside the gates of the house and then hearing their screams and the shots….and they even have Anya remembering her dog Toby who was murdered with the family…
A few of the songs like “A rumor in St Petersburg” and “Paris Holds the Key to Your Heart” were changed or had different lyrics added but they were fine and I really liked it. “Rumor” had more basis in history and they talked about St. Petersburg being Leningrad and what not…and “Paris” had more explanation on the historical figures that appear in the movie like Josephine Baker, Ernest Hemingway, Isadora Duncan, and Gertrude Stein….which I thought was great. The young lady playing Josephine Baker was a phenomenal dancer.
There’s more of a background on Dimitri and Vlad in this, and we learn that Dimitri’s father was an outspoken anarchist who was killed in a labor camp for his beliefs…
Another thing that was great is Anastasia’s nightmare is different since Rasputin isn’t involved, but it does involve her just having nightmares in general which has her seeing her parents….so the entire Romanov’s would circle the bed while she was dreaming, demanding she remember…and Alexi breaking my heart by saying “We’re all going to die” which leads into Dimitri coming in to comfort Anya and that leads into the way that Dimitri saw eight year old Anastasia in this is very different but it is a wonderful different and leads to a great duet between the two of them called “In a Crowd of Thousands”.
ALSO Vlad and Sophie (now Lily) and their relationship is SERIOUSLY explored AND I LOVED IT. You find out where Lily fit into the grand scheme of things as a countess, her relationship with Vlad…I was so excited to see Caroline dancing because her tango in “El Tango de Roxanne” is still one of the best things ever in my life.
There’s another scene towards the end where Gleb is faced with the decision to do the right or the wrong thing and while this is happening in the background they are showing the soldiers advancing on the Romanov family with the rifles for the execution and the whole thing is so raw…they thankfully do NOT show the Romanov’s being murdered because that would have really made it tough for me to love this show as much as I do…
But the sets, the costumes, the acting, singing, dancing, everything was SO perfect. Broadway has a new big hit on their hands and I really hope it makes it to the Tony’s next year….It deserves it and then some.
I can’t think of anything else to say right now…I’m just in awe…and a little tired from crying so much during the show…If you have any questions let me know, I’d be more than happy to try and answer them. <3 <3
I should be thankful that Hollywood at least sometimes tries to make an original thriller. But it is a strange mixture of too many story elements/strands. Since they are all necessary so that things can come together in the end, maybe it actually would’ve been better to make the movie even longer, or maybe split it into different parts of a miniseries. That way subplots and characters would’ve had more room to develop (the romance, the fraud discovery, the family past, the feds). Ah well, idle speculation.