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v4ul7-hun73r  asked:

the random asks one you reblogged: 25 (lol)

[x25 - Do people ever spell your name wrong? How often?

Jaune: Juan, Juane, Jon, John, Jean, Jian, Jan, J’onn, Jeanne, don’t even get me started.

Pyrrha: I’ve gotten Pira or Piera a few times, but most of the time, it’s people misplacing the ‘h’. Pyrrah, Pyhhra, Pyhrra, and such.

Ren: I imagine it’s difficult to misspell Ren, but I’ve had Lie spelled ‘Lai’ once or twice.

Nora: NOPE!!! Heheheheheheheheh.

Jaune: Yeah, okay, well fuck you too.

“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book”

Sirius at four in the morning.
  • Sirius: how does ink come out of pens?
  • Remus:
  • Sirius: why do muggles use their hands to cook? Like, why do they put so much effort into it?
  • Remus:
  • Sirius: and, like, how do boats stay afloat?
  • Remus: Sirius
  • Sirius: how are muggles so clever?
  • Remus: Sirius
  • Sirius: and, like, fridges. Right?
  • Remus: SIRIUS FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND GO TO SLEEP
  • Sirius:
  • Sirius: so, you know engines? What's up with those?
  • Remus: why did I try?