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You got to put your shoulder, shoulder to the wheel say
You got to put your shoulder, shoulder to the wheel
Say you can be lazy
Oh, say you can be lazy
Getting down with me….

Gimme gimme gimme gimme
Gimme gimme gimme gimme
Gimme gimme gimme
Give it to me daddy
Work me like my back ain’t got no bone

johnwatso replied to your post “everyone’s assuming that series four is going to begin immediately…”

or if he’s been using using using to take his mind off the pain instead

nah because that’s a direct copy of series 3, we don’t want a manic sherlock, we want him to be subdued, softer, turning up to crime scenes and just quietly telling lestrade his deductions before leaving without any dramatic swishes, closing the door behind him with his head bowed. 

when he was getting high, he was pretty high functioning so you wouldn’t necessarily know he was high. we want him to have lost his spirit, dejected and we want everyone to notice how different he is

imagine sherlock leaving a crime scene and sally walks up to greg and asks him why he’s so quiet, or greg calling john and saying he hadn’t seen him in a while and john sighs and explains that he’s been so busy he hasn’t had a chance to even go to baker street and he has to ask greg how sherlock has been and greg can’t even begin to explain

i’m in so much pain

Sunrise near Glacier Point in Yosemite was absolutely amazing.
We left at 5:30 & got there just in time to see it begin to peak over the mountains. The people in the picture had the same idea as us, but they were more prepared.
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john mulaney and pancakes

ok SO john mulaney has a new live show on the netflicks (the comeback kid) and i was lucky enough to see him do this act live in milwaukee this summer!!! but the recorded show is missing something special

so summer in milwaukee is known for being like. comically humid. disgustingly, oppressively humid. ‘can’t tell the difference between being downtown and being literally submerged in lake michigan’ humid

and poor john mulaney was wearing a nice-looking but also very warm suit. so once about every 10-20 minutes he would pause whatever spiel he was on, wipe his forehead, flutter his jacket about, regret his fashion choices and ask what was wrong with us that we don’t properly air condition our venues

about halfway through the show, a woman in one of the front rows stood up and started to walk out so in classic mulaney fashion he razzed her that she couldn’t take the heat either and asked her to bring him a pepsi - she didn’t break stride (i would try to play it cool too if over a thousand people were suddenly watching me get razzed by mulaney)

as soon as she was out of the theatre, he turned his mic off and started yelling to those of us who were still in there

okay guys, we’re going to play a little prank on her! can everyone hear me? WE’RE GOING TO PLAY A PRANK! at some point later in the show i’m going to say ‘you know what they say in milwaukee!!’ and you’re all going to wave your arm around like this’ - he jauntily waved his arm with his first finger outstretched, like an 80 year old man doing the charleston - ‘and you will all shout ‘gimme some PANcakes!!!’’

we did a few rehearsals of this until he was satisfied, and he turned his mic back on and continued with his act

a few minutes later the woman walked back through the theatre but passed her row, walked all the way up to the stage, and set a can of pepsi at mulaney’s feet. he stopped, mouth agape for a moment and touched his chest. ‘is this really for me?’ he asked. ‘did i ask you for pepsi? i have no idea why i would do that, i hate pepsi.’ he thanked her sincerely several times, and when she turned his back to him to return to her seat, he made frantic ‘kill’ motions across his throat to signal to us that the prank was off

he continued to lament the heat for the rest of his act, eventually lost the jacket and drank the gifted pepsi, grimacing cartoonishly every time. at the very end of the night he thanked us for being a great audience, thanked the woman in particular for her kindness, and triumphantly said ‘BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY IN MILWAUKEE!!!’ and 1 very generous women was hopelessly confused when 1299 people shouted ‘GIMME SOME PANCAKES!!!!!’

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On this spot, on the night of 31 October 1981,
Lily and James Potter lost their lives.
Their son, Harry, remains the only wizard
ever to have survived the Killing Curse.
This house, invisible to Muggles, has been left
in its ruined state as a monument to the Potters
and as a reminder of the violence
that tore apart their family.

ErectionBent: Volume II
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A Homestuck AU where everything is the same except John starts every pesterlog by saying “i have an erection.” [PART 2]

Original Post and Idea: Mike Tooch

Cast
John, Tavros, Dave, Karkat - BlinkyXX
Vriska - Rina-Chan
Meenah - TotalSpiffage
Roxy, Jane - RedAsaTomato