i was trying to explain “John Howard DJs like a mad cunt” to my co-worker but i was embarrassed and laughing too much to give her any slight indication of what it might be
About the superpowers AU: I bet they dick around with people with their powers and one time Maria walks into her office and Alex and John have just messes up everything. Her co-workers are screaming at them. Her desk is on the ceiling. The carpet has turned fluorescent green. Everything is ruined.