john smith legacy

car ride raps with four and nine

Nine: *turns on radio*

Nine: yeah ur name is john
and u like pretty blondes
u like this girl named Sarah
but I don’t really care-a
u fight mogs everyday
and one messed up ur face
which explains a lot
cause u look like a thot
let me talk about six
and that one time you kis-

John: *shuts off radio*

John: I don’t have time for your shit

  • Nine: Johnny!
  • John: What?
  • Nine: Where's my pipe-staff?
  • John: What?
  • Nine: Where? Is? My? Pipe? Staff?!
  • John: I, uh, put it away.
  • Nine: Where?!
  • John: Why do you need to know?!
  • Nine: I need it!
  • John: Uh uh! Don't you even think of runnin' off and doing no derring-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!
  • Nine: The public is in danger!
  • John: My EVENING'S in danger!
  • Nine: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY STAFF IS, DAMMIT! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
  • John: GREATER GOOD?!? I AM YO' HUSBAND!!! I'M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!!!!!!
  • Lex: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Marina: I did, I broke-
  • Lex: No, no you didn't. Nine?
  • Nine: Don't look at me. Look at Adam.
  • Adam: What? I didn't break it.
  • Nine: Uh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Adam: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
  • Nine: Suspicious.
  • Adam: No, it's not.
  • John: If it matters, probably not, but Six was the last one to use it.
  • Six: John, I don't even drink that crap!
  • John: Oh, really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Six: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, John!
  • Marina: Okay let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Lex.
  • Lex: No. Who broke it?
  • Adam: Lexa. Eight has been awfully quiet-
  • Eight: Really?!
  • Adam: Yeah, really!
  • Everyone: *start to shout*
  • Lex: I broke it. It burned my had so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
things the signs are angry about
  • Aries: the fate of ten ending
  • Taurus: the fate of ten ending
  • Gemini: the fate of ten ending
  • Cancer: the fate of ten ending
  • Leo: the fate of ten ending
  • Virgo: the fate of ten ending
  • Libra: the fate of ten ending
  • Scorpio: the fate of ten ending
  • Sagittarius: the fate of ten ending
  • Capricorn: the fate of ten ending
  • Aquarius: the fate of ten ending
  • Pisces: the fate of ten ending

im-a-fan-of-it  asked:

22 + stohn (if you want to)

stohn + two miserable people meeting at a wedding au
Note: This is an “Everyone is Alive including Cepans” au so I could write a cute Devedor wedding opener, enjoy!

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In the warm lights stood the couple of honor. It was Lorien’s first wedding since the invasion, since the massacre.

Since the Garde children finally came home.

The surprising amount of Loric that survived hid out on the ruins of an abandoned planet, completely forgotten for the lone ship carrying Lorien’s future.

Devektra had fought and she had survived. Now, after so many years, she could complete her union to the man that reignited the hope for her people in her.

She was beautiful in her white folds of a dress, with her platinum hair halfway pinned in a delicate bun on the back of her head. She sway, leaning her head on the shoulder of her newly named husband as they danced to their slow song. It wasn’t one of her own songs, that had surprised everyone in attendance. No, the team chose a song from an old artist from two hundred years prior, before lights and technicians shaped the way the people of Lorien listened to music.

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