So literally just for funnzies, I’m writing a slasher flick set in an 80s high school but starring all music icons. It would also obviously have to be a musical. I have no idea why I’m doing this lol. And no one cares. But here is the would-be cast!
Final Girl: Marina and The Diamonds
Best Friend Who is Audience Favorite Bait: Nicki Minaj
Annoying Disposable Friend: Miley Cyrus
Bitchy/Slutty Cheerleader Rival: Lana Del Rey
Cheerleader’s Minion: Lady Gaga
Hot Jock: John Mayer
Lovable Nerd: Brendon Urie
Smart/Snarky Asshole Guy: Drake
Opening Kills: Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, and Iggy Azalea
Teacher Who Attempts to Help and Gets Involved: Madonna
No Non-Sense Sheriff: Beyoncé
Nice Goofy Deputy: Harry Styles
Worried/Suspicious Father Figure: David Bowie
So yeah. It would be extremely gory and probably the most campy thing on this planet. I know who dies, I know who lives, I know who the killer(s?) are and that’s about it.