Ok, if you’re like me and you’re desperately wondering WHEN THE FUCK JOHN’S HAIR IS GOING TO GROW OUT: The last time he had it really short was in 2009. I have some pictures from February where it’s short, but then by May it was normal again, so that means we’re looking at some time in October. (This is of course assuming he’s going to let it grow out and not just keep it short, which I AM NOT EVEN GONNA CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY OF.)
John’s hair looks good and motherfucking GLASSES HELL YES. BUT WHAT IS THAT ACCORDION WHY DOES HE HAVE A NEW ACCORDION THAT IS AS TINY AS THE OTHER TINY ONE THAT I HATE HE BETTER NOT BE ABANDONING THE MANCCORDION ALREADY GODDAMMIT NOT OK JOHN LINNELL NOT OK. Also, I love so much that this is duo!
The times John has a stupid haircut seriously upset me more than anything else he does that I don’t like appearance-wise because THE MAN FUCKING KNOWS HOW TO HAVE GOOD HAIR. I mean seriously, he’s had THE BEST HAIR EVER for like 95% of his adult life. Not just “oh yeh his hair’s good” but seriously THE BEST HAIR EVER POSSESSED BY A HUMAN BEING. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING EXCUSE DUDE.
This is the last thing I'm gonna say about this shit
Ok seriously I looooooooooove people acting like it’s so awful of some of us to have opinions about John’s hair. Isn’t that…the point of Tumblr fandoms, to share your opinions about stupid inconsequential things about the people? Christ. No one’s ever criticized me when I talk about his hair, or his clothes, or other stupid shit, before, because 99% of the time I’m saying I love them. So is that the rule, I can have opinions so long as they’re NEVER NOT LIKING ANYTHING EVER? This is so stupid.
So other people besides me were impatiently awaiting this right
FINALLY got an answer re: John’s possible haircut. It appears there are still no pictures where you can clearly see it around, but this is what someone in Miscellaneous T told me: “It
looked like he got a ‘beginning of the tour’ haircut - it was a little
too short but not bad. And everyone looked really rested and good.“
So yeh I’M MAD–why couldn’t he wait and do an end of the tour haircut?–but if it’s not too bad I’ll live. In the last few years he’s gotten some REALLY ACTIVELY BAD haircuts and those seriously subtract from his hotness and therefore enrage me, but the ones that are just a little too short are yeh still upsetting but he’s still hot, just not as hot as usual.
Really I wish his hair never grew so he never had to get it cut at all, that it just stayed in this magical ideal state of Perfect Flopitude at all times (I like that I’ve apparently already added “flopitude” to Firefox’s spellcheck), but I guess such things only happen in dreams.
If you’re going to go on in interviews about how touring is soooooooo hard now that you’re all ollllllllllllld and oh you even have to “pace yourself” on how many interviews you do, maybe it’s time to stop dyeing your hair.
(Sometimes I make posts that are so fangirly it’s embarrassing but WHATEVER.) MY FAVOURITE THING with John’s long hair is when he reaches up to tuck it behind his ear. I don’t care about how it looks once it’s actually tucked–but the act of him reaching up and making that movement of tucking it KILLS me for reasons I cannot explain. If someone made a gif of John tucking his hair behind his ear I would watch it all daaaaaaaay.
SO I GET UP AND THERE’S A NEW TMBG VIDEO THAT THEY’RE ACTUALLY IN AND NONE OF MY SO-CALLED FRIENDS BOTHER TO TELL ME AND I HAVE TO LEARN FROM TUMBLR WTF
I give it a B. Mainly because there is NOT ENOUGH LINNELL in it. There is, like, as much of Dan Miller as there is of him. NOT OK. Damn he looks good though. His hair is quite good and so many shots of his sexy sexy hands, I soooooooooooo approve of that.